Weirdest object to please your anus ?

[USEDCAR]

I got into anal when I was about 10 maybe and of course, started with my finger. Then moved onto a toothbrush. Then I moved onto shampoo bottles. I remember those being so much fun because the top caps were of course smaller than the rest of the bottle. So the top would go in just deep enough for my young anus and the rest of the bottle would stop it at just the right depth. I used to ride that fucker all night. I remember that giving me such strong orgasms. I also enjoyed the handle of a vacuum cleaner.

The strangest thing I've ever fucked myself with was when I was a teenager, I remember driving around late at night probably a little buzzed and thinking about naughty things. My car at the time had a stick shift that was long, thick and built very phallus-like and ridged for your finger grip. I remember shifting gears, looking down at it and pulling over on a deserted road. I sucked and drooled all over it to get it wet, pulled my pants down, spread my cheeks and slowly worked it in. I remember it slipped in a little too fast. It hurt slightly because of the angle but God it was so nasty and felt fucking amazing because of the ridges. I rode that for about 20 minutes til I saw lights coming my direction.

I feel sorry for whoever brought that car after you traded it in

 

[Beenjee]

Lollipop

 

[Almostvirgin]

Lollipop

I've never thought about that! Maybe I'll give it a go sometime.

 

[jasoncrew03]

^that's a yeast infection waiting to happen.

 

[noidea]

a vibrating toothbrush

 

[eightinchesofpleasure]

finger, toothbrush, mobile phone (on vibrate), kitchen utensils, pens, pencils, home made Dildo aquarium heater (not used in actual tanks!) plastic coat hanger, carrot, cucumber, wine bottle, marble egg thing (dont ask...?) wooden block you name it - everything but a cock

 

[Sha-Rok]

I've only allowed dicks up there and fingers.

 

[sunbuns99]

I've had my share of things - some typical, some not (maybe).

To BlondeCanadian, in lieu of a (expensive) Dildo you can try naturally fresh (firm) vegetables since they can do wonders for your anal diet (grin) and don't cost very much. Asian or European vegetables are different shapes and sizes from the North American varieties - squash, English or Oriental cucumbers, (especially when they are nicely curved and contoured), zucchini, Asian eggplants, and once used a small acorn squash.

Recently, I was camping with a sex buddy and we bought a great shaped cucumber (along with the needed supplies and foodstuffs).
He altered fucking my ass with his hefty cock and using the vegetable as an anal probe. He kept me hard and edging on the verge of an anal orgasm for a very long time - right outside our tent in plain view at night under a lantern's light. Later we moved to the camp showers to finish with a good cleaning (It was a gay-friendly campground). The sex was both an ecstatic internal pleasure (deep prostate massage) and an exhibitionistic fantasy all at once.

 

[rickycub87]

I didn't really get too weird with my anal "experiments" ... just big hot dogs, a cucumber and a weird plastic childhood toy I found in an old box of junk from my attic that was shaped similar to the tip of a dick. What a great find that was!!

I would say, though, in this day and age it's not necessary to go through all that if you're old enough to make online purchases. Shortly after suffering with hot dogs ( ) I found a site that sells and ships VERY pleasing toys for men at relatively cheap prices. So if I'm ever in a dry spell now I just reach for my toys... and damn are they great!

 

[reece86]

The tv remote a glow stick the bath tap

 

[Greeny-boy]

Nothing compares to a nice cock up there but i must admit i love to get my fingers in my hole.

 

[ghettoSupastahh]

a dick is the only thing ive ever had up there, i dont like getting it up the ass enough to stick fucking vegatables or bottles or broomsticks, kind of nasty to put that kind of shit up there...

i actually dont like it at all, the only time i do is if im in love wit a dude..and thats the only time i do that kind of stuff

 

[jwa007]

The first thing I ever put up my ass, after my fingers that is, was the handle of a hairbrush. A yellow Avon hairbrush, one that had bristles all around, not just on one side. I was very young.

Jump ahead a couple of decades, last summer my brother died. In going through the things at his house is my beloved hair brush. I left it there, maybe I should have enshrined it somewhere. But that gave me a jolt to see that amidst the grief and sorrow. It was bizarre.

 

[BlondeCanadian]

So, I just moved for school and I forgot my aneros and my parents are cleaning out my room.. I am not going home until thanksgiving, I asked my sister to hide it better but she will not.. she thinks its funny. that bitch ahahaha... I am out so it isnt reallly that bad, but still awkward lol

 

[thelittlelover]

when i was a teen i used my sisters curling iron. it was pretty good sized. itd take the hole thing. cum like crazy

 

[wolfypdx]

A large polish sausage encased in a condom. It was the first thing I ever put up my ass.

 

[igamenir]

I remember using bathbrush handle few times. It was like 12 or 15 inch long, so I don't understand where it went inside. I never managed to get there something that long again.

And when discovering my SM like, I used freezed French Fries. That was "interesting".

 

[shaneripley81]

A large,wooden masher I found in an antique store. Bought it, took it home, and rubbed its rounded end with sandpaper (I can only imagine explaining splinters in my butt to a doctor). With a large condom and some lube, it felt soooo good!

 

[sman28az]

A frozen hot dog in the finger of a latex glove.

 

[EJMichaels]

This has nothing to do with me (I don't even eat these), but I thought the picture was fun to share. (From the Artistry of Male blog)