Weirdest REAL Headline ever (REVEALED AS A HOAX)

[Críostóir]

Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales

It really does describe exactly what the story is about. And it's a real story. Jaw-droppingly weird.

 

[Saybrooke]

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Omg that's the funnest/strangest thing of my life! XD

What the heck ate him!? DX

 

[bw92116]

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Funny! Thanks for the laugh. But that story is from last September.

 

[Críostóir]

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Omg that's the funnest/strangest thing of my life! XD

What the heck ate him!? DX

The badgers, I think.

 

[Saybrooke]

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The badgers, I think.

Oh I misunderstood! I thought it was a lodge called the badger den lolz

 

[chrisrobin]

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The badgers, I think.

We don't need no stinking badgers!

 

[pat grimshaw]

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(I think all of this in bad taste)

 

[Saybrooke]

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(I think all of this in bad taste)

¥.¥ your right

 

[andysayshi]

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LOL! I wonder what Chef Ramsay thinks about it?

He probably thinks the badger's should have used more fucking seasoning!

 

[bankside]

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Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales

It really does describe exactly what the story is about. And it's a real story. Jaw-droppingly weird.

I must say there is usually a lot of hyperbole when people talk about the best ever, worst ever, weirdest ever, or whatever superlative they're going on about.

But I believe you may actually have found not only the weirdest headline ever published, but also perhaps one of the weirdest headlines even theoretically conceivable.

 

[FPNY]

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Why does Gordon Ramsey nees a dwarf porn double?

 

[Chip12414]

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The dwarf was supposed to do a porn scene with a gerbil, but instead some idiot at the studio brought in a badger !!!

 

[FPNY]

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heheheheheeee I said nees.....

 

[winterknight]

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Thoroughly debunked by HuffPo here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/16/percy-foster-dead_n_962667.html

Turns out the ultimate source of the article was The Sunday Sport, previously known for such gems as "WWII Bomber found on Moon" and "London Bus frozen in Antarctic ice". More reputable news sources then simply regurgitated it without checking the creds.

 

[Críostóir]

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Yeah, it's a hoax. Nuts. Not nearly as much fun if it isn't true.

 

[Críostóir]

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I've asked the mods to change the thread title or failing that to delete the thread. Sorry, everyone.

 

[winterknight]

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Sorry

 

[Críostóir]

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Sorry

No, no, I should have checked! Thank you for enlightening me...the ugliest truth is better than the most beautiful lie, etc.

 

[winterknight]

I have to say, it is one of the Sport's better efforts - weird enough to grab your attention, but just possible enough to actually be true.

 

[Críostóir]

Thanks to whichever Mod fixed the thread title per my request.