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Weirdest thing someone said to you when you told them you were gay.
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spunk-junky
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My mom was the last important person I told. I really had no idea how she was going to take it. When I finally blurted it out (over the phone no less, since I was living 1/2 way across the country), she immediately replied: well, I hope you plan on adopting because I still want grandchildren! Of all the things she could have said, I would never have guessed this in a million years...
A funny runner up: I asked two friends out to dinner with the plan of finally revealing myself. They are a married couple and were two of my work colleagues at the time. Dessert was almost over when I finally forced the words out. The female friend immediately said, "So?" After a few moments her husband added, "There must be something about me because you are like the third person to come out to me this month!"
A funny runner up: I asked two friends out to dinner with the plan of finally revealing myself. They are a married couple and were two of my work colleagues at the time. Dessert was almost over when I finally forced the words out. The female friend immediately said, "So?" After a few moments her husband added, "There must be something about me because you are like the third person to come out to me this month!"
when I came out to my best friend the short version went like this
him: so why are you never in any relationships? (with girls)
me: cause I'm gay.
him: what makes you think so?
me: cause I fancy guys.
him: so does everyone (in a tone like duh!)
Me: well with me it's 80% guys and 20% chicks (I lied)
him: don't worry I'll soon snap you out of it.
A real gem I heard from someone else - when he came out to his parents he hugged is mum then turned to hug his dad who said "is it safe?"
him: so why are you never in any relationships? (with girls)
me: cause I'm gay.
him: what makes you think so?
me: cause I fancy guys.
him: so does everyone (in a tone like duh!)
Me: well with me it's 80% guys and 20% chicks (I lied)
him: don't worry I'll soon snap you out of it.
A real gem I heard from someone else - when he came out to his parents he hugged is mum then turned to hug his dad who said "is it safe?"
I come from a catholic family... I remember when I came out to my parents (after a couple of days of weeping on their side), they sat me down to talk about it and the conversation went something like this:
Parents: "maybe you should see someone... you know, to understand what's going on"
Me: "but I'm ok, I'm happy with who I am, I know what's going on"
Parents: "then maybe we should see someone"
I love my parents
Parents: "maybe you should see someone... you know, to understand what's going on"
Me: "but I'm ok, I'm happy with who I am, I know what's going on"
Parents: "then maybe we should see someone"
I love my parents
My Mother (after 5 Vodka/Tonics) "Oh My!! I raised 2 girls and a boy and I ended up with 3 girls!!"
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........... what if the 2 girls are lesbians
self inflicted
Porn Star
Wide variety of odd answers when in a moment lots of people got to know I had sex with a guy...
"You were surely on drugs" - Grandpa
"Did you fuck him or did he fuck you?" - Mom (Almost die of laughter)
"You did?"- and on yes reply *cry* - Aunt
"But you listen to metal!" - Not so Close Friend
"Are you in love with me?" - Very Close Friend
"No wonder you wanted a threesome, fag!"- Crying Girlfriend
"You were surely on drugs" - Grandpa
"Did you fuck him or did he fuck you?" - Mom (Almost die of laughter)
"You did?"- and on yes reply *cry* - Aunt
"But you listen to metal!" - Not so Close Friend
"Are you in love with me?" - Very Close Friend
"No wonder you wanted a threesome, fag!"- Crying Girlfriend
ethanfrome
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When I told my best friend, she said, 'Too bad. I had the biggest crush on you.'
danniflava
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my mom 'i just thought you were a gentle soul'.
& my co-worker asked me if i took a hormone pill to become gay.
& my co-worker asked me if i took a hormone pill to become gay.
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when i told my mom i was gay she asked me "who am i gay with". i said "a boy" and she said "are you stupid?"
Well I didn't really come out in the traditional sense. My family and I had my graduation dinner/mothers day dinner at the same time. I just brought my bf of 4 years to dinner for the first time.... so they figured it out.
my mom a 5' tall korean w/ a THICK accent...
So what? You gay. you stand proud. Who care? You gay. You no choice, like eye color. You daddy tell me. Just. like. eye. color. You hold head up high. So'kay. You have to stay in shape, you get fat he leave you.
WTF?!
My dad just said, I've always known. I think what tipped him off was my absolute love of the yellow power ranger doll my mom bought me when i was in grade school
all my friends were like yeah we knew. I then asked, "what do i spew rainbows and sparkles?" ..... their response, "Only when you are really excited. Oh and your ears wiggle too." Some friends, huh?
Sister asked me... she cried then got over it. Nothing real exciting about that. now my sister and her girls get together once a week with me and my partner for dinner and then sometimes a movie. Her girls are too young to understand, but they love my partner. They have told me they like him better b/c he's nicer than I am. I'm also the girl's guardian if my sister dies (knock on wood please Dear G-D no).
my mom a 5' tall korean w/ a THICK accent...
So what? You gay. you stand proud. Who care? You gay. You no choice, like eye color. You daddy tell me. Just. like. eye. color. You hold head up high. So'kay. You have to stay in shape, you get fat he leave you.
WTF?!
My dad just said, I've always known. I think what tipped him off was my absolute love of the yellow power ranger doll my mom bought me when i was in grade school
all my friends were like yeah we knew. I then asked, "what do i spew rainbows and sparkles?" ..... their response, "Only when you are really excited. Oh and your ears wiggle too." Some friends, huh?
Sister asked me... she cried then got over it. Nothing real exciting about that. now my sister and her girls get together once a week with me and my partner for dinner and then sometimes a movie. Her girls are too young to understand, but they love my partner. They have told me they like him better b/c he's nicer than I am. I'm also the girl's guardian if my sister dies (knock on wood please Dear G-D no).
I came out to a few friends while i was in the army few respnses (keep in mind i played the str8 card pretty well)
roomate i messed around with-- are you serious bro?
one of my best army friends i will ever have (like a brother to me)-- are you serious why the hell didnt you tell me first, you dick? i told you my cousins gay. and later on--damn man i looked up to you when we were at the club picking up chicks and shit.
And the classic from a guy i figured was gay (friend #2) since the first time i met him (hot as hell by the way)
friend #1--so guess whos gay?
friend #2-- Will
friend #1-- howd you know?
friend #2-- I just kinda know
friend #1-- are you gay?
friend #2-- no its just my gaydar
to my female friend-- oh shit did you tell gary? and i cant wait to go shopping and look at all the guys with you.
a few more on the way talking to a few folks tomorrow (we'll see how that goes)
to my friend (crush) hey bro im in a sentimental mood and wanted to let you know im gay and i think you are hot as hell
crush- thats cool bro but i dont swing that way
me- so your cool with it?
crush-- yep were still boys man
to this day he is problably one of my str8 friends that supports homosexuals the most he will fight tooth and nail. love that guy
roomate i messed around with-- are you serious bro?
one of my best army friends i will ever have (like a brother to me)-- are you serious why the hell didnt you tell me first, you dick? i told you my cousins gay. and later on--damn man i looked up to you when we were at the club picking up chicks and shit.
And the classic from a guy i figured was gay (friend #2) since the first time i met him (hot as hell by the way)
friend #1--so guess whos gay?
friend #2-- Will
friend #1-- howd you know?
friend #2-- I just kinda know
friend #1-- are you gay?
friend #2-- no its just my gaydar
to my female friend-- oh shit did you tell gary? and i cant wait to go shopping and look at all the guys with you.
a few more on the way talking to a few folks tomorrow (we'll see how that goes)
to my friend (crush) hey bro im in a sentimental mood and wanted to let you know im gay and i think you are hot as hell
crush- thats cool bro but i dont swing that way
me- so your cool with it?
crush-- yep were still boys man
to this day he is problably one of my str8 friends that supports homosexuals the most he will fight tooth and nail. love that guy
That70sJoe
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She can be funny, she gets into so much trouble for speeding and plays the dumb asian card so much. She was pulled over for going 56 in a 45... she got out of the ticket by yelling "I no speed! I no speed. See sign? Say 66. I only go 56!"
The sign she was talking about was for Route 66 in Oklahoma. THe cop started laughing so hard he let her off with a warning.
But my mom is obsessed with weight. it's okay for my partner to gain weight, but not me. Well... .she did tell him. You get fat. eat less. Poor guy doesn't quite know how to take my family.
The sign she was talking about was for Route 66 in Oklahoma. THe cop started laughing so hard he let her off with a warning.
But my mom is obsessed with weight. it's okay for my partner to gain weight, but not me. Well... .she did tell him. You get fat. eat less. Poor guy doesn't quite know how to take my family.
Haha and she's made twice as cool by defying what I hear constantly that Asians don't want out gay children and only care about family honor, etc. Your mom has it totally right by comparing it to eye color
And I wish I had some 'card' to pull if I ever get pulled over haha
axioma16
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My mother: "my maternal instinct always told me so. Well, that and the fact you've never had a girlfriend"
My brother: "so, you're like a woman? Now I understand why we never got along!"
My uncle: "I always knew there was something wrong with you, but don't worry: we all have defects"
My not-so-dear father: "you're just confused, or else you're an idiot"
My (then) best friend: "but you're not gonna get breasts, right? That would be sort of weird"
My brother: "so, you're like a woman? Now I understand why we never got along!"
My uncle: "I always knew there was something wrong with you, but don't worry: we all have defects"
My not-so-dear father: "you're just confused, or else you're an idiot"
My (then) best friend: "but you're not gonna get breasts, right? That would be sort of weird"
Told a good friend and he was like, "No, you're wrong. you can't be gay, I will buy you a whore and show you" lol. It was all with good intentions, and funny to me. Also had someone ask if I was the "bitch or butch" lol
