Weirdest Wank

[Comrad]

I once cut a hole in the back of a cotton santa one chrismas and tried to fuck em when i was 15 i think, didt work out as planned. He wast good as i thought he would have been.

 

[blade51]

Omg U Did Santa! Lol Thats Awesome !!!!

 

[Oral Fixation]

I once cut a hole in the back of a cotton santa one chrismas and tried to fuck em when i was 15 i think, didt work out as planned. He wast good as i thought he would have been.

That shit was so damn funny!!!! So when they discovered the Santa, did they comment 'This Santa is fucked' -

 

[AvrilLives4ever]

I fucked a bag of mini-marshmallows once. Don't ask for hot chocolate at my house.

On the contrary. I'd love some.

I used to use baby lotion. But that sonofabitch doesn't come off your body for fucking weeks!

 

[asianboy333]

ok i had stuff animal toys when I was youing and there was a whole in it . So i just stuck it in and went and done it :L)

 

[combatindie]

When I was 16 I stuck my dick in one of those hand dryers in bathrooms. the heat was amazing, and I got off without even thouching myself.

 

[portohottie]

Used a soft pillow once. It felt good at that time.

Now a nice round bubble butt does it for me!

 

[probable]

the dairy got something extra in the milk that week

that's so gross... i used to love milk.

 

[Edfu]

When I was a kid my folks had one of those standup belt vibrators in the bathroom. I would stand in it and turn so that the belt was against my briefs and turn it on. Always worked! It helped me lose weight a few grams at a time.

 

[wetboxersguy]

i used regular soap once not good took the skin off my cock

i tried soap as lube too and it stung like hell

 

[spikethecat]

I hate to admit it but one time jerking off on the couch and needed some lube, the only thing around was a jar of Icy Hot. Never again!!!!!!!!!!

 

[trav83]

I've got two:

- on a packed nudist beach in Sydney Australia, lying on my stomach and discreetly rubbing my cock... don't think anyone noticed buy I could be wrong

- arriving home from the supermarket on a hot day, had bought some hazelnut chocolate that had melted all over the place, so I rubbed it all over my body and cock and jerked in the shower

 

[lostparker17]

when i was 14 i covered my cock in peanut butter and had our cocker spaniel lick it off until I came. she ate that too. for weeks i was afraid she would get pregnant from it. i felt bad and never tried it again. but it felt great at the time. of course, when you are 14, it all feels great.

 

[rush06]

these stories are great guys i used to use shampoo in the shower alot not weird but the best i got

 

[raiden]

ive done it inside a cushion underneath my bed mattress and in a baloon!

 

[jonjon35]

I did the late shift on an ambulance and we got this guy who had shot his head off.I had to take a wicked leak after we had dropped the body off. This particular hospital had a bathroom downstairs and it was also the locker and shower room for the kitchen help. I had finished and came out of the stall and here is this hot juicy hunk undressing to take a shower. Well I took my time washing my hands and did the usual small talk so I could see all. This guy was really hot a european with jet black hair, high tight pecs with a small patch of black chest hair and tight pink nipples. He had extra hairy legs and pit hair, and a beautiful large pink cock with a nice silken bush. I didn't dare do anything although I certainly wanted to so the only place that was safe was the morgue. I went in and had the hottest orgasm I could muster.

 

[timmy14]

I was working late that night...at the same time the guy I had a huge fantasy and crush was working late as well...He was sitting and working on some job in front of me and Im on his left side about 10 feet away. As I was working cant resist to stare at him and think and imagine him naked working. I have a full view of him and I can see his full leg against his tight pants...I cant resist and I got a hard on...I slowly full my zipper down and jerk off while stairing at him....I came so much on hand and it felt so good with all that excitement having my crush right in front of me...did that 3 times him working across me working late at the same time....

 

[RicanDAB]

Several years back, on the Long Island Railroad, the car was almost empty. I was sitting in one of those benches where everyone behind me was facing the other way and everyone in front of me was facing forward. The urge came over me and I laid down, yanked it out, jerked furiously and shot my load up in the air and it splattered onto the floor next to me. Three minutes later, the conductor came by to collect my ticket and he noted nothing unusual

 

[nekudG]

No doubt about it, my weirdest wank was when I visiting a friend who lives on a small farm. He told me a secret, something he started doing as a teenager, and managed to talk me into doing it with him. I followed him out to the chicken koop where we pulled out our cocks, stroked our raging hardons until the cum flew, and laughed ourselves silly watching the chickens scramble and fight over each tasty drop.

~NekudG
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[breatheH20]

The weirdest (and dumbest) place I did it was the roll that's left after the toilet tissue is done!... yea.. that was a one time thing.. I was 11 and horny!!!