Weirdest Wank

[shucklemoon]

I was 14 years old, laying in a sleeping bag next to my friend's bed in his bedroom on a Saturday morning. We were playing Gamma World (a sci-fi game like Dungeons & Dragons). I was the game master, and his character was wandering through some ruins or something; I wasn't really paying much attention because I was slowly stroking my dick under the covers (later I realized this is called edging). When I finally lost control I just remember looking straight ahead, trying not to move while I made a huge mess inside the sleeping bag. My friend was very hot. I would have loved have him join me but I was too chicken to make a move in those days. He never let on that he noticed anything. He was staring right at me while I came though, so perhaps he knew, after all.

 

[colemanshs]

In the car with the grandparents. They were in the front seat, I was in the back seat.

If you're gonna do the mattress thing, you should take a used toilet paper (just the cardboard tube), put a ziplock bag through the middle and fold the edges back so you have a nice opening. Lube it up and go to town!

 

[number2]

grandparents?? holy shite!

 

[wetboxersguy]

humping a cantaloupe?

 

[moocowwoof]

one time in seventh grade i maturbated wile everyone was taking a test it was awsome

 

[Underdog]

I took a plastic zip lock bag and put lube in it and stuck it between the cushions on the sofa it is perfect height when on your knees plus u can push down on the cushions to make it tighter feels good and plus u can cum right in the bag easy clean up

Have done this between mattress and bed, it is pretty much next to normal. Humping the bed...no rug burns.

 

[Underdog]

No doubt about it, my weirdest wank was when I visiting a friend who lives on a small farm. He told me a secret, something he started doing as a teenager, and managed to talk me into doing it with him. I followed him out to the chicken koop where we pulled out our cocks, stroked our raging hardons until the cum flew, and laughed ourselves silly watching the chickens scramble and fight over each tasty drop.
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Gives me a mental picture when I shop and see free - range chicken at the grocery store. Yek.

 

[Underdog]

I hate to admit it but one time jerking off on the couch and needed some lube, the only thing around was a jar of Icy Hot. Never again!!!!!!!!!!

LOL I think there are many guys who have done this, using Vicks Vapo Rub too...yikes.

 

[Coloradosports]

I have done the VapoRub thing and enjoyed it!

 

[By-Ear]

In a movie theater while watching "Maurice". I was soooo hard - I just had to -never done something like this before or after. When I came I hit the seat in front of me.

Du har kollat för mycket på Scary Movie... =P

Nej - jeg tror de fleste har prøvet det.

 

[fishcake]

On the train in an empty carriage. But my favourite place is in the gym.

 

[SpecialK115_78]

when i was 13 on an airplane headed for my grandparents. i was flying alone and in a window seat by myself. the guy across the aisle was amazingly hot, so i got a boner and played pocket pool while looking at him till i came.

 

[blade51]

bump ^^^^^^^

 

[nudemagzineday]

at church? i was standing at the urinal at my church and i was just about to cum when someone came in (it has a urinal and a shitter box multi person) i blew my load right then and there and had to flush 2 times to get it all down........

 

[peter1]

In high school. I was in th 1oth grade. Thiis incredible new guy and I hooked up soon after he moved to town. We just instictively knew each other as soon as we laid eyes on each other. I would be in homeroom and he would be in his acroiss the hall and we would stare at each other for the entire period. Anyway, we managed to eat luch together in the lunch room everyday. Sitting right next to each other. He would rub my leg with his and pretend to drop things so he could go under the table and feel me up. I had a perpetual hard on whenever he was around. He could rub my o k under the table without anyone noticing and we would just stay there and freak out for the lunch period. Then when the bell rang and everyone was scrambling to get to class, we would go to the phone booth in the lobby, next to the auditorium entry doors. The door to the phone booth was wooden with a glass pane. There was a light switch on the wall. We never turned the light on so not too many people noticed that we were in there. He would drop his pants and turn around and look out the window while I "did" him with the entire school walking by, not noticing anything. sometimes I would reach around and jerk him off and we would both cum at the same time. Then there was this big underground water control room by the athletic field. But that's another story and another guy.

 

[morgaes]

I jacked off in a public restroom while camping with friends. We were all drunk and a few of us went on a "toilet run" together, 'cause it was a couple of minute walk there and they were waiting for me wondering why it took me such a long time. It was revealed the evening after during a game of "I've never..."

 

[eoinfc18]

if your right-handed use your left hand to wank....there is just no controlling it...such a feeling

 

[blripo]

The weirdest thing I ever used was this silly putty stuff that I made in Freshmen chemistry lab. It always stayed about 15 degrees below room temperature, and I really like a cooler feeling on my cock. I discretely grabbed a wad of this stuff on my way out of lab, and went to the third floor bathroom and had an awesome wank... Lord only knows what was in that stuff to keep it cold, and now I'm probably gonna get cancer of the dick or something, but it really was awesome!