Well, I'm not going to be a teacher.

[Jaime]

aww, i'm so sorry to hear that, poguito.

i hope you get some good news soon. lord knows you're due for some.

 

[Telstra]

VARIABLE 11.5% rate. what country is this rate?

 

[versatastic]

You could be a substitute teacher for now while you get your financing straightend out. Just take a test to get certified that you've retained at least some of your education through high school.

Also, private schools usually have no requirements for teaching credentials since they're not exactly regulated by the state. In my elementary school, one of the parents taught us for a whole semester, and a couple people became full-time students. In my high school, one of the teachers didn't even go to college.

 

[Jaime]

oh, and btw...

FUCK. ME.

you don't have to ask me twice!

now, where did i put the paddle?

 

[alley]

Sorry Trans---I am thinking about going back fur some schoolin' myself------I have a job that really lends itself to my being free during the day (and no it's not that kind ) and I just really have to figure out what I would like to be when I grow up.

 

[Telstra]

Good ol' U S of A, Telstra...

i thought the rate should be about 3% over there.

Here home loan is about over 9 %.

 

[versatastic]

Doesn't work like that in cosmetology. There is no such thing as substitutes. You either have a cosmetology teaching license, or you don't. You either do the training to get the license, or you don't have a license.

(I'm guessing you didn't know I was referring to cosmetology)

Ohh, that sucks then. Well, if you get that loan right now, can't you just refinance (or something like that) later to get a lower interest rate?

 

[Telstra]

^ i have heard each prisoner costs over $70 000 to put them in jail.

Why do they cost so much.?? Who makes all the money and becomes rich. Not the prisoners of course.

 

[versatastic]

Hmm, maybe you could finance a new car at a low interest rate and then sell it for cash or get it totalled in a crash and collect the insurance.

 

[Jaime]

Jaime, you'd literally have to beat me until my ass fell off and rolled under the table to equal the amount of ass-rapage that this country inflicts on those who wish to be educated and not be in debt.

hmm... i see you're not in the mood for flirtatious humor.

howzabout a hug instead?

i'm sorry you're getting assraped.

 

[swerve]

I am SHOCKED that a SCHOOL doesn't have EASY FINANCING (with reasonable rates) readily AVAILABLE...

Have you checked with their Business Office???

I guess I'm sure you have...

Sorry to hear about that...

 

[justhappy]

have you looked into some cosmetology scholarships offered by the school, or by some of any beauty product manufacturers ... or looking into employment at a salon that sussidizes its employees educational goals

 

[Telstra]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA.....

*catches breath*


AAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

There are a few things in the US that you now have to pay through the ass for that used to be somewhat affordable:

Education
Health Care
Gas
Food
Housing

Middle class? What middle class?

*beats head against rock*

to becomes a better country, education and health should be free or cheap.

 

[Telstra]

They cost so much because the government is running on a penal system that is HIDEOUSLY outdated, and is in dire need of reform.

It's scary...it really is. All the signs in this country are pointing to something pretty damn awful, and we'll most likely be around to watch it happen.

All "good" things must come to an end.

well, the people who got rich from that should go to jail. Its called white colar crime.

 

[Telstra]

Ooooh but that would be SOCIALISM and we can't have SOCIALISM in this country, nope no way no how.

This is a country where we'll kill each other for "trespassing" on each other's lawns.

Free market, man...got screwed along the way? Tough luck, commie.

umm, but all the european countries and including Japan, Canada, Aust, New Zealand ....... etc. are SOCIALISTS.

Why can't the US be a Socialist? is it that they beat the USSR and too proud to change?
1 more Obama talks about change, so there is hope.

 

[Telstra]

Oh, they do. But they go to minimum security Martha Stewart prisons and join knitting circles.

anyone would take millions of dollars and only go to jail for a few months.

 

[Telstra]

Sweetie, your typical American would rather fucking die than be called a socialist.

This is what happens when Puritans found a country.

so that means they are too proud !!!

in the seven deadly sins,
"proud" is one of the deadly sins .... so god fearing American, one of the deadly sins is creeping all over ....