Well that was a very disappointing rapture

[youngneil]

Most humans must be going to hell since practically everyone was left behind. I actually want to repent now knowing I'll will be stuck with a lot of these idiots forever.

 

[quasar]

Personally, I'm looking forward to hearing the new dumb-ass excuse from the dumb-ass that predicted it in the first place. Surely, there must be grounds for intervention and locking the doddering old fart in a mental institution!

 

[lambdaboy]

Once again I can not understand why anybody believes in God. Guess they need it as a crutch.

 

[healingduck]

Completely forgot the rapture was yesterday.....

I'm terrible at this.

 

[chrisrobin]

Now, what?

 

[rareboy]

"I suspect Family Radio will endure yet another failure on Oct. 21st in terms of their predictions, and will continue on," says Richard Ascough, a professor in the School of Religion at Queen's University in Kingston, Ont.

What has happened with Family Radio is a "typical pattern" for these kinds of groups, says Ascough.

First there's the brouhaha around the end-of-the-world prediction, the recruiting of followers and believers, and then a kind of deflation and disappointment among them when the prediction doesn't come true. That tends to be followed quickly by a reinterpretation by the leadership.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2011/10/19/f-family-radio-prediction-harold-camping.html

Camping's organization will continue to collect the cheques.

Ignorant people with less than grade 8 education will continue to believe that the Rapture is coming.

Religious Extremists will try to make the prophecies self-fulfilling.

Everyone will now focus on December 21, 2012.

 

[rareboy]

Is this the part where we have to Escape from New York?

Or is it Bartertown we have to get to?

I am headed to Thunderdome.

 

[gsdx]

Now, what?

Now, all of Camping's faithful followers who sold everything they own and gave him all of their money are hitting the lines at their local food bank.

 

[palbert]

As Linus - I think - asked: "Can't I be a sincere false prophet?"

I'm going to Rome to see who's in charge.

*leaves for Rome*

 

[Jack Springer]

The "rapture" and "left behind" theology is not Biblical.

The rapture was invented by a Scottish woman in the early 1800's. Neither have any basis in the Bible.

 

[chrisrobin]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2011/10/19/f-family-radio-prediction-harold-camping.html

Camping's organization will continue to collect the cheques.

...and Visa and MasterCard, but not American Express.

Ignorant people with less than grade 8 education will continue to believe that the Rapture is coming.

Don't forget ignorant people with more than grade 8 education!

Religious Extremists will try to make the prophecies self-fulfilling.

A common thread. Don't they always?

Everyone will now focus on December 21, 2012.

The Winter Solstice? "Holiday" shop early. Good for business.
Let's write a book. We could call it Gullible's Travels!
I'm having a Cheech and Chong flashback: "That's Fred. Fred used to be messed up on drugs. Fred's found the Lord. Now he's messed up on the Lord!"

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

oH? I thought it went rather well/as raptures go...
we fired up the grill and my buddy Mitchell bought a case of Kendall Jackson Chardonnay (his dad's rich) and we raised hell most of the night untill everybody pooped out about 3am... I got laid! I'd never gotten laid during the previous raptures, so.....went pretty good. no complaints here I love raptures now!

 

[mbamike]

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Everyone will now focus on December 21, 2012.

I missed this one. What is suppose to happen on this date?

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I missed this one. What is suppose to happen on this date?

Oh GOD! cats will lay with dogs/fire will rain from the sky and Megan Kelly is posta host The O'Reilly Factor. It's gonna be hell on Earth--hope I get laid then too!

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Everyone will now focus on December 21, 2012.

I thought it was December 27th?

Well damn, i'll miss Gimme Gimme I Want Santa To Gimme! Day.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

they want us to think it's the 27th so they can have all the fun to themselves and get laid!/those stoopid crazy bathturds!!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeVTkUUCwfo[/ame]

 

[chrisrobin]

Oh GOD! cats will lay with dogs/fire will rain from the sky and Megan Kelly is posta host The O'Reilly Factor. It's gonna be hell on Earth--hope I get laid then too!

What a great pick-up line for the next one!
Want to come over to my place and get raptured?

 

[uslad7]

Don't fret mate!

I'm sure there will be another rapture soon enough.

 

[ravenstar]

Nothing like a rapture to make your Friday/Saturday night a hoot. Waited and waited on Friday night in Sydney but it never happened. Can't tell you how pissed I am I wasn't raised to heaven for 1000 years of milk and honey Now I have to pay my credit card bill in November.

 

[palbert]

Well I went to Rome to straighten this out.

They said that they were not that familiar with the real world and referred me to the Archbishop of Canterbury.