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Just natures way of getting rid of the old swimmers and putting new ones in place that are better suited to make the trip to the ovumI never had one either - never really understood the concept really.
I used to have them occasionally but I have never understood why anyone wants to have them. They are just messy. I prefer to be awake when I cum. I want a hand or mouth or butt in contact with my cock when it happens.
It's virtual sex. How can you not understand the appeal of that?
Mine are mostly terrible though. I don't get them as much as I used to but that seems to because my opinions about sex have changed. They seem to occur when I forswear it. You'd think that wouldn't be necessary for someone who doesn't get any anyway, but there you go. They came in two categories:
1. Skankmares
That's the kind I had as an unusually pious teenager back when I regarded fornication as sinful and thus technically evil. I used to realise that I was dreaming and think "No consequences. Smashing!" and look around for someone. Then the place would be deserted or possibly full of women. Eventually, I'd find someone with one repulsive or disturbing feature or another who wasn't bothered either way, but it was my lucid dream so he complied. Then I'd instantly climax and wake up.
2. "Keep Looking" Dreams
This is the type I get when I think that I should stop fussing about sex because looking for it is clearly more trouble than what it's worth. So they started when I was about 20. Most of the time, I don't realise that I'm dreaming and someone else initiates it when I'm not expecting it*. There's often still something wrong with him, but not in a disturbing way and it often lasts a few seconds instead one half. Some of them end before the sex which means I wake up raring for it and that seems to be their main purpose. They're inconvenient, but more enjoyable, if rarer than the former ones.
*Except for that one where this guy was chasing me just because and when he cornered me I cut a deal with him.
