Note to self.... don't wear white jog shorts in the rain unless you want people to see EVERYTHING you're packing.
I had been out for a nice run earlier this afternoon, and it started to pour rain briefly, soaking me, and then abruptly stopped. Given the heat and humidity today, I was only wearing white jog shorts (which were a recent gift from a friend), socks, and shoes. I kept getting this feeling people were staring at me but I dismissed it as me just imagining things.
Finally, after about 20 more minutes of this, I'm stopped at a red light waiting to finish my run when I glance down and realize what everyone has been staring at. My shorts are completely translucent and clinging to my junk and you can see everything and I mean everything. And now that I know what the world is seeing it's starting to excite little MoltenRock to its full, upright, and locked position, and not so little anymore. LOL!
That was my excitement for the week. And take note that if you have sheer white clothes that get wet, you won't be covered.
I had been out for a nice run earlier this afternoon, and it started to pour rain briefly, soaking me, and then abruptly stopped. Given the heat and humidity today, I was only wearing white jog shorts (which were a recent gift from a friend), socks, and shoes. I kept getting this feeling people were staring at me but I dismissed it as me just imagining things.
Finally, after about 20 more minutes of this, I'm stopped at a red light waiting to finish my run when I glance down and realize what everyone has been staring at. My shorts are completely translucent and clinging to my junk and you can see everything and I mean everything. And now that I know what the world is seeing it's starting to excite little MoltenRock to its full, upright, and locked position, and not so little anymore. LOL!
That was my excitement for the week. And take note that if you have sheer white clothes that get wet, you won't be covered.





