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What Are The Funniest Interruptions That You've Had During S

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one time in high school i was having really good sex like the best ive ever had and suddenly we heard a really loud bang and alot of cursing and it was his dad omg like we were scared shitless and the bang was because he slipped on a puddle of water from the ice cubes we were rubbing on each other in the kitchen so he hurt his back so luckily we didnt get caught cuz he couldnt come upstairs i just put on my clothes and left and he helped his dad lol
 
My sister pounding on my bedroom door. She just lived up the street and had called to see if I would baby sit her kids. I never heard the phone. She looked out her window and saw my light on so decided to come down and get me. My buddy and I were going at it so good that I never heard her come into the house. When she banged on the bed room door I jumped so much that I nearly bit off his dick. I told her I had just got out of the shower and was getting dressed and would be right up. I quickly finised off my friend, got dressed and left for her house. When we got out side, there was my sister talking to my parents who had just got home. My sis never said a word to give us away, she just smiled at us and said that if my buddy wanted to come along and sit with me he could.
 
This is a true story:

When I was living in the Virgin Islands, I was giving my then-botfriend a blowjob when a lizard fell off the ceiling and landed with a splat on his balls. He screamed with a blood-curdling scream so loud that the neighbors called the police. We had a hell of a time explaining the lizard on the balls to the cops.
 
My fuck buddy and I were going at it early in my highschool days when my best friend rang the doorbell asking if I wanted to hang out. So the fuckbuddy (who was an aquaintance of my best friend) drove us around as we went to Borders, etc. It was odd and uncomfortable, and only later did I tell him that we were going at it when he came. He said that he felt awful and that we should have just told him no.

Also, the numerous times that fuckbuddy and I would be interrupted by the rumbling garage door under my room signifying that one of the parents had come back from work earlier than expected.
 
RationalLunacy said:
This is a true story:

When I was living in the Virgin Islands, I was giving my then-botfriend a blowjob when a lizard fell off the ceiling and landed with a splat on his balls. He screamed with a blood-curdling scream so loud that the neighbors called the police. We had a hell of a time explaining the lizard on the balls to the cops.
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really funny story ... please share more of what happened ... or another experience ... hehe
 
Well, there was this one time at band camp...
 
One time at a party, some guy was giving me a blowjob ...and I woke up! :eek:

I guess it must've totally spoiled the moment for him when I smacked him across the face, for assaulting me in my sleep, the cheap little sleazy cunt. :grrr:

It's a true story, but it would be far too long and boring a story to explain how I came to be in that situation in the first place.
 
Bed broke in half. I could not stop laughing long enough to finish.
 
This is kind of related and I'm sure my cyber-sister wouldn't mind me repeating it because it makes me laugh so much each time I think of it:

He was making love with his b/f when the b/f said: "Are you going to be much longer because "Golden Girls' starts in a minute."
 
this was in high school. my b/f and I were at a sleepover given by our friend "jane". there were only four or five other folks there. at the time neither of us were out, even to our best friends--we were just a big group of people who hung out. somehow the two of us ended up separated from the party and in jane's bedroom. one thing led to another...jane opens the bedroom door and turns on the light. "OH MY GOD!" she screamed, turned off the light, and slammed the door. we had both been buck naked and doing the nasty. on her bed. after that, well, the cat was pretty much out of the bag. thankfully, no one really minded. not even jane, although I'd say she washed her sheets. :D
 
LMFAO! No, no, no. My mom is one of those high pitched women, way out of my leauge. The most I do is go, 'Mmmm, yeah' softly! lmao
 
*Hoody* said:
One time at a party, some guy was giving me a blowjob ...and I woke up! :eek:

I guess it must've totally spoiled the moment for him when I smacked him across the face, for assaulting me in my sleep, the cheap little sleazy cunt. :grrr:

It's a true story, but it would be far too long and boring a story to explain how I came to be in that situation in the first place.
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lols ... that's so funny ... tell us how you got into that situation ... pleeeease
 
RationalLunacy said:
I was giving my then-botfriend a blowjob when a lizard fell off the ceiling and landed with a splat on his balls. He screamed with a blood-curdling scream so loud that the neighbors called the police.
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The lizard or the boyfriend ?

:lol:

Elfin Josh
 
My girlfriend called me while I was jerking off... she called specifically while I was shooting my load, which kind of ruined it...
 
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