What are the top three places you'd like to pee off of?

[Cormac135]

Perhaps The Great Wall Of China, The Burj Khalifa or Blackpool Tower.

Be creative.

 

[Vannie]

Anywhere but the floor.

 

[Alistair]

Trump's desk the Golden Gate bridge and the Eiffel Tower

 

[NotHardUp1]

Trump's headstone.

The open back door of a C-130 in flight.

On the other side of the railing on the Hoover Dam.

 

[spooger]

Trump's headstone.

I believe the preposition in the proposition is pee "off" of, not on am I correct?

 

[Charon]

Pee on would've been better, tbh.

There are a lot of things I wanna piss on, both in a sexual and disrespectful way.

 

[NotHardUp1]

I believe the preposition in the proposition is pee "off" of, not on am I correct?

You are and I was intending exactly that.

I wanted to stand on his headstone and pee onto his grave, by implication. It was a visual. A person would be celebrating the death of a miscreant, and unashamedly making a very public statement about it in so doing.

So, yes, exactly what the OP stated, and what I posted. I have seen plenty of headstones. They all look capable of holding me standing.

 

[Vannie]

Why stop at just pee?

 

[ShadowCat]

The Seattle Space Needle, King Da Ka (World's tallest Rollercoaster) Stratosphere Las Vegas

 

[belamyi]

ibegyourpardon?!!

 

[medic1]

The Statue of Liberty, just because.

The London Eye, could always blame those damn pigeons.

Finally, Nelsons Column, and again just because.