I am terrible at shooting Golf. Heck, I've never even seen one.
If we're supposed to shoot them, why not use a 12 gauge shotgun, instead of trying to hit them with a dimpled ball propelled by a crooked stick? I just don't "get" it!
Then again, this was something dreamed up by the same folks that brought us bag pipes, haggis, and kilts!
Plus, given that Golf obviously care for, and manicure their lawns so beautifully, why are we trying to shoot them in the first place?
And, since so many of us spend so much time, and money, to be out to shoot them, they obsviously must not be all that afraid of us since their homes (holes) are not only decorated with flapping (usually red) flags, but they also have their house numbers boldly emblazoned on those pennants!
Maybe it's the idea of keeping your eyes on the ball, and not looking at where you're hoping it will go, until after you've driven the club face into the turf just short of where it is/was!
And, since we're limited to using clubs, what's with the ball part? If we're out to get them, why not just bash them over the head with the club once we've found one, if ever?
I can understand the electric golf carts so they won't hear us coming. So ... why not just coast up to their holes, and wait for them to pop out?
I mean, they know we're after them, and manage to make us take the time to try to hit our balls, well, not Our balls, but the Golf balls, which aren't theirs, either, down fairways, not into the rough, or sand traps, or water hazards, which are pretty weak defenses anyway, not like walls. They've gotten us to warn them of our approach! Maybe they really are smarter then us!
If you've not stumbled onto it yet, I'm not good at Golf!