What are things you're not good at?

[Soilwork]

a drama fueled harlot? yes we've noticed

Sultan... honestly... why are all your juvenile insults female based?

I mean you claim to be "bisexual" but you obviously hate women.

Are you just a straight guy who hates women so much that you have to turn to men for sex?

 

[Mitchymo]

I'm not good at starting conversations. And i am soooo bad at dancing that i flat out refuse to engage in it!

 

[jbrown329]

^^ Dancing. I've got two left feet.

 

[Essex Boy]

I can't whistle (which is one of the traditional gay tests, isn't it?) and I can't snap my fingers. How do people do that? It actually hurts.

 

[GreyUnderscore]

^I can whistle most of the time I try to do so. Same with snapping my fingers. The times I can't do it are really strange.

 

[Willie Boy]

a drama fueled harlot?

Here's the problem with pointing the finger at people..... Just like in this case here you end up pointing tree more right at yourself..... Great job!

 

[IceColdLover]

Obviously anymore, I'm not good at flirting with and seducing men. I lost my charm. Besides that, I don't know what else I'm not good at.

 

[Felixpot]

Anything that requires being normal... If there is a weird thing to be uttered you can bet that it flowed forth from my mouth.

 

[otters]

In conversations, I am not quick witted and fast with comebacks.
I like to think about what I am going to say, so it comes out right.

I'm quite the opposite — lack of brain-to-mouth-filter; in career terms (regarding probably most professions) not really recommended

 

[otters]

lack of brain-to-mouth-filter

Oh, and often I'm bad at being (or appearing)
— not cynical, and
— not sarcastic.

 

[luckynumbah7]

Oh, and often I'm bad at being (or appearing)
— not cynical, and
— not sarcastic.

if we're going that route I'm usually either seen as utterly deadpan or viciously sarcastic. Once in a blue moon I'll get 'bumbling and friendly', but I suspect the cane helps that along. Occasionally people get the 2 readings confused. You can tell because there's a ten or fifteen second pause after I reply and their face....doesn't move. Not talking about just their face, either. Brain shuts the body down on executive order while people confer with their inner demons. Then they cave and ask if I'm joking.

I should possibly not have learned inflection from comedians and disney villians but no one ever picked up my actual moods, have to telegraph somehow. Then again, a lot of them mistake deadpan/little inflection for bad mood/angry, so how good could they be at vocal recognition, anyway.

 

[Taralen]

Automotive repairs
Watching cooking shows.
Understanding New England accents.
Not talking through movies.

 

[TheLoveableLoner]

Swimming (despite numerous attempts to learn)
Cooking
Career
Ambition
Life

 

[Pianist]

Not good at sports requiring tossing, throwing, hitting etc. I have a slight depth perception problem and trying to pick out a fast moving target in 3D space is very problematic.

I'm not the best cook. I can do yer basics but that's about it. I like to eat but hate the prep required.

Not good at small talk. Terrible at flirting. Lousy at sex. I'm not always the most diplomatic. I have little patience for stupidity, including my own. I don't do forgiveness well, of others or myself if I feel I've screwed up.

Depending on the situation, I can be rather impatient.

This all makes me terrible at intimacy other than arms distant friendship.

 

[star-warrior]

Frosting a cake. Help!!

 

[Taz]

Dancing. My friends try to teach me every time I go out, to no avail.