What are you thinking?

[Ninja108]

That it's going to be a rainy day.

 

[AussieGuy91]

That I should go to bed in <2 hours

 

[dynk]

The skies are really getting dark

 

[dynk]

When in Australia, does it rain up? Them being upside down and all.

 

[Lefty]

the pics wouldn't show but that doesn't change my thinking
Never Argue with a Woman named eJoan

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, Paddles decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' Paddles replies, (thinking,'Isn't that obvious?')


'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.


'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'For reading a book,' Paddles fumed,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'


'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

And it's even more dangerous


when they can

READ & WRITE
​

 

[Lefty]

I need to be outside cleaning my mustang, it a car not a horse. It's beautiful outside

And I am a stallion which means I am beautiful outside

But come inside the Barn and I will show you incredible.

 

[AussieGuy91]

That I should find the anzac biccys

 

[dynk]

It is too nice out to be inside

 

[Ninja108]

That it was good to be outside for a while

 

[Ninja108]

THat I want to go back to sleep.

 

[AussieGuy91]

That the gym should be great tonight

 

[AussieGuy91]

What will you be doing at Uni?

 

[Lefty]

You knock this on the head...

Confirm the term douche bag

People here busted their ass for you

Stood up for you and now ...its just

a college prank...study hard lad...we're

sending W----B-- as your roomie and your mentor.

 

[AussieGuy91]

That I want some M&M's soon

 

[Ninja108]

That I need carmello bars.

 

[AussieGuy91]

That these M&M's are tasty.

 

[Ninja108]

That I like Carmello bars

 

[AussieGuy91]

I'm starting to get tired now.

 

[dynk]

I am not a fan of Chocolate

 

[AussieGuy91]

That I should hop in to bed