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What are you thinking?

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INdeed it would..I could tell my college loan people to shove it.
 
I see you were not the Up-State New York person who hit the Mega Millions last night.
 
I'm thinking that I've never been so embarrassed in my life.

Awkward story time. I share a dorm with my best friend. We were both on our own beds, minding our own business, when suddenly we hear this really loud... vibrating... noise, and we can't figure out where the hell it's coming from. It's not our fridge, not the alarm clock acting up, so we think it's coming from next door. But it doesn't shut up, so my roommate gets up and tries to figure out where the sound's coming from, and it's coming from the shelf by my bed.

Yeah. I realized as soon as my roommate got close to that shelf. I keep a box on the shelf by my bed that has my vibrator, lube, all that good stuff... turns out my vibrator spontaneously activated and was rumbling, shaking the box really loudly. As soon as that hit me, I swear all the color drained out of my face and I was like, "Oh. Shit. Uh, do me a favor and turn around for a minute?" So then I had to fumble around in the box and accidentally ended up turning the vibrator up before I managed to get it to shut off.

My roommate was just like, "Oh. Uh. I won't ask questions..."

So now there's been this really awkward tension in the room with neither one of us saying anything, and so now I'm typing this to get it out of my system. And hopefully you'll get a chuckle out of my misfortune. Someday this'll be a hilarious story to tell...
 
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