What Are You?

[Endlight]

What are you according to the JUB 'Naughty Bits' categories?
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Me, I'm

too old to be a twink,

too unfit to be a jock,

too weedy to be a muscle-hunk,

too gay to be a 'straight' or 'bi-dude',

too lacking in body hair to be a bear or cub,

too skinny to be a chub,

too white to be an 'ethnic stud',

and I don't have any particular fetishes or obsessions...




I suppose I'm just a middle-aged, skinny, white, short, beardy, vanilla, gay then?

To me you will always be a fuzzy little hooded rat.

 

[Jeimuzu]

To me you will always be a fuzzy little hooded rat.

To anyone but Marbas, that'd be an insult.

 

[Marbas]

To me you will always be a fuzzy little hooded rat.

 

[FirePhoenix]

an over weight mess, to put it mildly. physically and ??????​

eM.​

good answer... i'll go with this

 

[MRMATTX2]

I suppose I'm just a middle-aged, skinny, white, short, beardy, vanilla, gay then?

No, that sounds like me.

 

[Marbas]

So where is the link? Nothing comes up under search but this thread.
Guess I am too dumb to know where to look but frustrated enough to ask for directions. Does that mean I am not a real man?

I meant the categories in the porno section; JUB's Naughty Bits - Adult Content Area
...maybe I should've explained it a bit better?

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=31

 

[MRMATTX2]

I don't fit into any of those catagories either. Eh, so what.
Some men from each and every one of those groups turn me on. I like many many types, it all depends on the guy himself.

I've never felt like I really "fit in" anywhere anyway, and I guess I'm getting to old to care anymore.

 

[metta]

I meant the categories in the porno section; JUB's Naughty Bits - Adult Content Area
...maybe I should've explained it a bit better?

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=31

Thank you for explaining that....I had no idea what the "JUB's Naughty Bit" was. From the list, I obviously do not fit under any of it so I will make up my own:

gay middle-aged male bi-racial vegetarian smooth tone self-employed water-drinking civil-rights-supporter green-party-member environmentalist agnostic californian

I guess that makes me a group member of one.

 

[Blatino]

I'm short.....

Im petite.....

Im a bottom...

Im blatino....

Im smooth......

Im a twink....

 

[GL]

i'm something of a dork with junkage in the trunkage.

 

[sparky95]

I think I may be an ethnic daddy!

 

[Jory]

What am I? What am I? Hmmm let me think about about this....stright? No....Bi?.....No.....Transgender?.......No Damn I know I am something what is it? On the tip of my tongue shit can't rem.......oh I what now I know what I am


GAY

 

[Marbas]

^


So, tell me ...have you got the Walrus moustache and tusks?

 

[star-warrior]

I'm relaxed. (I've just returned from doing a number 2.)

 

[Swellegant]

I'm a request forum.

 

[TaigaStar]

I think I file under "Request." LOL! I'm not hairy enough to be in the bear family, I'm too old to be a twink, too fat to be a jock, etc.

 

[metta]

I am the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. GOO GOO G'JUB!

I have never heard that song before.

 

[hermanding]

i hope and believe i am a decent human being
ding

 

[Jory]

 

[NightDancer]

I am what I am - no need to package myself into a category. It all depends on what mood i'm in