**What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?**

[G-Lexington]

I'd call the neighbor kids, with trash can lids and buckets on their heads. 'cause I'm telling you, we'd need a little help tonight.

I'd grab something sharp, find some cover, kill the lights, and nail the back door shut.

'cause this isn't funny anymore.
Oh no.
This means war.

Lex

 

[MrBarbrey]

74% oooooh yeahh

 

[timnmostud]

Honestly, I thought I would score higher! I only got 59%! They are wrong though. Zombies don't scare me and I cold hold my own! I'm not getting eaten by any damned slow moving zombies!

 

[loppyears]

You Have a 41% Chance of Survival!

Oh boy that's low, better invest in some guns and a baseball bat.

 

[Negasta]

You have a 47% chance of survival.

 

[screwnutty]

piece of cake.

Bring on the zombies!

75% survival rate.

 

[Raybee]

32%...........gee I suck at zombie apocalypse survival!

 

[Scrub]

32%...........gee I suck at zombie apocalypse survival!

Ok, so I'm thinking you're not going to be a big help during an attack.

 

[ronboy]

You have a 51% chance of survival.......

 

[JOHN B]

I don't need to take the quiz to know I would survive. Zombies eat brains. I have none. I have the upper hand...

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

The apocalypse has begun, the dead are walking the earth, and you're knee-deep in zombies. What are your chances of survival?

you mean we're not in the apocalypse .

could of fooled me.

 

[JustForSee]

You Have a 32% Chance of Survival!

i knew it! i can't run...lol, i think i would kill myself...i don't know.

 

[davy]

44% chance of becoming zombie food.

i need to go get myself a gun.

 

[turtle_5731]

You Have a 37% Chance of Survival!

 

[lickster]

dang bitches this queer got 80% survival
Guess it prob due to my reading of the "Bubbas" series by Yard Dog Press. They are a great read, and so fucking funny
go to www.yarddogpress.com. and search for bubbas
its a great series, and obviously they know the way to survive in the time of yuppie zombies
buy the books they are hilarious.....

 

[blackbeltninja]

It says 58% for me, but they aren't taking into account that, well, I'm a ninja.

So I'm guessing it would be more like 90%, even 95%.

-d-

 

[rareboy]

I'm at 100%.

Since Bush won in 2000 and 9/11, we've all been living in the zombie apocalypse.

Anyone who doesn't see that is already a zombie.

 

[Ninja108]

75% here, guess I won't be one of the flesh eating beasties

 

[Swellegant]

29%... my survival instincts aren't much. Survival doesn't really interest me... I'd be much more likely to off myself in some manner that would prevent me from coming back as a zombie myself. I'd hate to be a zombie... they have no manners.

 

[Rali_hates_Mondays]

28%.

I guess noone's gonna risk their neck (and brains) to save me!