What are your plans for the Apocalypse?

[USEDCAR]

May 21,2011

I am taking Donna out to applebees!

 

[RonR18]

I'm going to catch up on my sleep.

 

[Esquire0399]

I'll probably spend the day preparing for May 22nd, on which date I'll enjoy hours of laughter in the faces of the morons who live in my area. It's gonna be glorious. I might check some original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers in the mean time.

 

[willie metcaffe]

the 21st is a saturday so i'll be at work. if that isn't apocalypse enough, i don't know what is...

 

[glitterfreeze]

I am going to eat every piece of chocolate in the house, and if we survive, well, fuck.

 

[FirePhoenix]

I am the damn Apocalypse!!! Muahahaha

 

[Esquire0399]

I am the damn Apocalypse!!! Muahahaha

 

[Esquire0399]

What about 5.21.2094

You won't be at work that day.

Of that I'm sure.

Get a life outside of work.

How can you possibly be sure of that which will not occur for another 83 years? Silly...

 

[Esquire0399]

I am 100% sure HE won't be at work on that day.

He will be dead. As will just about everyone here.

Prove it.

 

[Esquire0399]

I just did.

 

[willie metcaffe]

What about 5.21.2094

You won't be at work that day.

Of that I'm sure.

Get a life outside of work.

You are a presumptuous little bastard, arent you?

I work weekends because I feel needed at that particular facility which houses people with disabilities. Very few people would take on those hours. I do not work Monday Tuesday Wednesday & Thursday. It works out well for me. I spend even more time on other aspects of my life than I would otherwise.

But thanks very much for your extremely good advice. I know now to whom to turn when there's a dilemma in my life, or when the apocalypse comes a-knockin' on my door...

 

[todwod]

Outside gardening since may is very nice around here

 

[Kester]

I'll probably spend the day preparing for May 22nd, on which date I'll enjoy hours of laughter in the faces of the morons who live in my area. It's gonna be glorious. I might check some original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers in the mean time.

Nice.

Me, I might watch some TV, hang out at the bar and then go to bed.

 

[RonR18]

I am 100% sure HE won't be at work on that day.

He will be dead. As will just about everyone here.

Ok fine 5.21.2899213525532535352

That takes care of 100% of everyone even the next 10 generations...no wait 1000 generations

Apparently you're not aware of the advances in gene therapy that'll reverse the aging process for people who can afford it.

 

[HunterM]

Have as much sex as possible. Since we all gonna die, might as well die happy.

 

[RonR18]

Hmmm well yes but on Uranus it's a little tricky doing that procedure at -215c..

That's why I live in a climate controlled underground city, with a year-round temperature of 75 degrees.

 

[Ninja108]

Have a few drinks at the bar and have wild sex.

 

[Esquire0399]

That's why I live in a climate controlled underground city, with a year-round temperature of 75 degrees.

And you don't share? Selfish bastard.

 

[Anders123]

Pleasure myself; weep; repeat.

Hah nah....Oh, it's a Saturday? In that case, read above....

 

[geloge]

Another poster said it'll be saturday. Probably I'll have hungover, I'll be sleeping