What are your Porn Pet Peeves?

[Kahaih]

I hate when they only paint the frontmost parts of their castle. That's so hillbilly.

 

[smokeshadow]

the insistance when filming with a smart phone to only use "portrait" orientation. You can turn the silly thing horizontally; and, film in "landscape"

 

[PalacePaul]

When they fuck outdoors in winter

 

[FrodoTX]

new to this thread, so maybe duplicates. Number one, guys who don't look like they are enjoying themselves. Tops with flat asses. No scene with doggy style. A 6 minute rimming scene, ok we get it. A 6 minute kissing scene, this is hot in real life, but we are not here for real life. Older guys ramming young guys, there are so many sites like this. Guys fucking aliens.

 

[rareboy]

Alien fucking? This is a thing?

Reminds me though. Guys wearing balaclavas or other masks makes my dick turtle.

 

[BiBtm64]

Guys fucking with one hand tucked behind their back. Who does that in real life? I know porn isn't real life but it could at least have a crack at resembling real life. I want to see that top gripping that bottom like he owns him and he's never getting away until he's finished.

I guess the director or whoever is telling them to get their hand out of the way so we can see the cock, but it's just lazy directing, acting and camera angles.

 

[72-Jay]

... and condoms. Yes yes I know the risks but condoms just ruin it for me.

Yes that absolutely. If I see a condom, I'll stop the vid right then & there, then find something else.

Straight porn playing in the background

Not just straight porn, but *anything*. turn the f'ing TV off! its distracting and annoying seeing it running.

Guys fucking with one hand tucked behind their back. Who does that in real life? I know porn isn't real life but it could at least have a crack at resembling real life. I want to see that top gripping that bottom like he owns him and he's never getting away until he's finished.

Yeah, this. The hands behind the back thing is weird. grab that b----h hold him tight and show that he's yours while you fuck.

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Any long drawn out scenes. A little bit of foreplay and/or some intimacy, then get on with the fuck!
Dark rooms where you can barely see the action. Get some good *bright* lighting in that room (but the lights themselves should be hidden from view)
Drug use of any kind, especially anything involving needles. Nothing turns me off more than that.

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I personally don't care about music or what is said during a vid as I always watch with the sound off.

 

[rareboy]

The hand behind the back is a go-to for a clear camera shot for some studios but it is annoying.

I agree with the over extended kissing, dick sucking or single cam fucking from about 8 feet away.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Drug use of any kind, especially anything involving needles. Nothing turns me off more than that.

There's one studio that did/does fake druguse. Notably fake meth smoking.