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What can I wear for Halloween without looking like a complete tool? (costume advice)

My plan is to dress up as Jean Paul Gaultier, the designer. Don't think I'll have enough hair to pull off Tim Gunn.
 
unloadonme said:
How about this:

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He certainly a DICKHEAD. :lol:

LittleDove said:
Few years back, I went to a Halloween party where there was a gal in a little white nurse's uniform running around offering to fill up peoples glasses from an enema bucket filled with punch.
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That's pretty creative mind there.
 
MoePhoenix7 said:
Michael Jackson circa '91. That's a real easy and cheap look to recapture. A plain white t-shirt and dress shirt. Some tight black pants that flood at the bottom. An old wig, a black medical cast for my arm, penny loafers and some cold creme and I'm there. ..|
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Don't forget the white socks!
 
For years, when I went out with my kids to walk the neighborhood, I'd go as Jack be Nimble -- I own a few flannel night shirts, and we have a candlestick w/hurricane globe, so I could even light the candle.

Just a thought - you don't have to light the candle, and you can use the night shirt for lounging, if you don't want to wear it to bed.
 
I'm dressing up as a "you must be this tall to ride this ride" sign.
 
Phillyurban8 said:
How about hunky cowboy, hunky lumberjack or hunky construction worker?
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Too attention whorish and trying to hard to be sexy. I defenitely couldn't pull those off without looking like a tool.
 
I saw one the guy was in a business suit, he had one feathered wing, and a potato on his crotch...

He was a right wing dictator.
 
I keep thinking about Richard Heene "the Balloon Man" but I don't know how you could pull it off -
there's really nothing distinctive about him...

Maybe if you wore a straight-jacket with the straps undone, wore a wig with a page-boy haircut,
or even an aluminum foil hat, and carried a bunch of silver balloons...
 
Put a fake rooster on the end of a broom,and you could be a cockjockey
 
Going to a party and going to be dressed as a killed famous person, I'm working on Marie Antoinette...
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Obviously, being a self made costume, it will a lot less complicated...
 
I have a very creative friend and I will list a few of his costumes that might give you an idea. One year he went as a tampon, yes a tampon, he bought a piece of white foam and wrapped it around his body and tied a piece of rope around his neck, gross but creative. Another year he went as a box of french fries but with a twist, they were Mcpuds instead of being french fries in the box there were penis, He made the box and penises out of cardboard and wore it over his body so he was one of the penises. The last one I remember he actually won best costume at the bar we were at, he went as a picnic table. He bought a piece of solid styrofoam cut a hole in it so it would fit over his head and rest on his shoulders threw a table cloth over the styrofoam and glued a bunch of paper plates and plastic knives and forks and plastic glasses and some cheap plastic serving bowls to it. It was a pain in the ass going through doors because it was large but it was a great costume.
 
Phillyurban8 said:
I think Halloween is a great opportunity to combine sex and fantasy. Why wear a doof costume when you can be totally HAWT?!

That said, how about going as a hunky athlete?
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That's not a costume. It's just underwear and shoes. I don't live in the tropics. Anyone would freeze their balls off around here if they tried to go as something like that, and again you'd look like a complete tool if you wore that.
 
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