What causes str8ness?

[bulge]

Str8ness is an illness. So, what causes it?

 

[Bent-On]

Ask your parents?

 

[paintact]

Who knows.

But if we found a cure... wouldn't that be great.

 

[Bent-On]

Perhaps for proctologists.

 

[silosybin]

penises and vaginas are completely different things... why would anyone want to put them together?

 

[ashonfire]

Maybe we're just not being sexy enough.

Maybe if we all showed a bit more man-cleavage...

 

[ashonfire]

What kind of CRACK is that!?

I'm not entirely sure, scrap it, ixnay on the an-cleavage mae!

 

[Anders123]

"A son who has a loving mother who respects him does not become a heterosexual."

"male heterosexual attraction is a search for a mother's love."

"We have repeatedly stated and written that a boy whose mother is warmly related and constructive will not become heterosexual; however, one must not get trapped by the fallacy of the converse, that is, a hostile, destructive mother always produces a heterosexual son."

"As a result of failure to bond with mother, the boy does not fully internalize male gender-identity, and develops heterosexuality."

 

[bendted]

It's an illness which needs to be eradicated.

 

[anchihiro]

straightness is caused by a) not having a mother in your life, b) not having god too.

But don't worry help is at hand. Centres up and down the country are helping 'straighties' pray there terrible disease away. If they let Jesus Christ into their lives they'll be sucking cock in no time.

 

[alfaPA]

Getting from point A to point B in the shortest distance ?

..

 

[G-Lexington]

Not knowing how kick-ass being gay really is. But since one side effect of being straight is becoming hotter, it's something we'll put up with.

Lex

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I know it might sound sexist but I blame women.

 

[BostonPirate]

heterosexuality?

thats caused by a poor sense of fashion and decor, as well as an inability to take a good picture of yourself naked.

Oh and don't forget poor tongue agility and a trigger gag reflex... I hear that causes it too

 

[Bored]

This made my day. Thank you so much.

 

[Beachguyj]

In women it's the love of dick, which is very understandable.

for men....I don't know what the fuck their problem is.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Str8ness is an illness. So, what causes it?

many forms this illness what suck out life from world fa eons

causes is

but not say on internet where it many forms crawls ans survive

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but nice world at large is figurin cure now not all got gun ta head

 

[BostonPirate]

many forms this illness what suck out life from world fa eons

causes is

but not say on internet where it many forms crawls ans survive

-

but nice world at large is figurin cure now not all got gun ta head

its da love of da memba yah man ans ta stones

yay its like a secret ring decoder language. Ok if I start drinking beer I may call you names though

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

its da love of da memba yah man ans ta stones

yay its like a secret ring decoder language. Ok if I start drinking beer I may call you names though

?

ya post drift in ta ever lastin nowhere

so whateva

no give a fuck unless it topic ya duck

thankyou ans hi ta ya avatar

but topic is a KOOL but alway thing ta care in world out there cause

so anythin on topic ma eyes give a care

ans another bit ta da empty space

-

 

[mark1111]

I think it might be caused by ugly guys.