My first computer was in 1990, a mish mash hand me down that someone put together as a hobbyist. It was a 286 with a maths co-pro, came with a Hercules monochrome (orange coloured graphics) monitor and a 9600 baud modem for dialup. Incredibly slow but ran DOS 5. Then I had a 386 running DOS 6, which also doubled as upright heater for my cold room...
I upgaded to a Win 3.1 machine, a chunky pale creamy grey coloured Packard Bell computer around 1994, and it wasn't until 2001 when I got a Sony Vaio laptop computer running win xp. That was kinda pants when it started going wrong... I accidently dropped it and it landed on the power socket which dislocated from the motherboard...
Then I moved onto another winxp machinese, a Toshiba satellite which also ended up as a crotch warmer. Having taken out a £150 extended warranty thingy on it, it proved to be worth every bit. I also dropped the machine which landed on the power input socket, breaking the mother board. Twice. Both times, they changed the motherboard and got it back to me within the week.
I'm currently using another Toshiba, a vista machine, which I've had since 2008.
My sis gave a new computer because she had nothing but trouble with viruses and popups. It's a win8 machine which I don't use very often, mostly for the bairn to use. The mousepad has issues, so it needs a mouse all the time...
I use a Samsung S3 Tab for watching movies and stuff off the web, but not porn. I now use my smartphone much more than all the other devices I have other than this laptop.