Lefty, my dear, dear, Lefty.
I don't ever want you to make like a tree.
You are way too much fun to have around.
I missed you when you went on your short "Vacation".
Life it too short, and work too f'in miserable some days -
you are the (perhaps somewhat warped!) sunshine of my life.
Well, at least a Little Bit, lol.
I get you. I like your irreverent humour and pokes at life.
While I try not to offend, I am not always "PC", and I certainly enjoy
parody and/or putting people on as much as the next person.
As my folks always say - they got the best (pick ethnicity of your choice) jokes from those of that ethnicity.
It's like - there's no such thing as a "Jewish", "Italian", "Irish", "Catholic" mother - and/or guilt - There may be a bit of an accent to it, but they're all our "mothers" and love and guilt us unconditionally. They know what buttons to push, and do it exceedingly well, but we'd be lost without them.
That's how I see you, my Dean Martin Roaster of a friend. You know all the buttons to push, and do it so well, but we'd be lost without you.
(Just don't do it so well that you earn another "vacation".)
