What do I have to do to be invited into the Conference Room B?

[pat grimshaw]

fair enough. I suppose I shouldn't ask about uniforms either

 

[xbuzzerx]

fair enough. I suppose I shouldn't ask about uniforms either

You know how we are in California, Pat. We're a pretty laid-back bunch, aren't we?

 

[ravenstar]

The only to join a secrete society is to know the secrete handshake and be prepared to be fucked up the bum on video for inclusion in the annual Christmas report. Everyone knows that.

 

[opinterph]

Rain showers are expected to continue tomorrow and the high temperature will be about 8[SUP]°[/SUP] cooler than today.

 

[ravenstar]

The Salmons fly north for the winter

 

[eastofeden]

Earthquakes...happen

 

[xbuzzerx]

I can give you a little hint, Pat. One of the ways to possibly get in is to challenge a complete stranger to a jerkoff contest... and lose, intentionally.

 

[Agent Provocateur]

Aww, cute. It thinks it's people. You have to be an actual human instead of a soulless trolling AI to get in there.

 

[xbuzzerx]

Aww, cute. It thinks it's people. You have to be an actual human instead of a soulless trolling AI to get in there.

It's quite possible that the Californian resident quota has been filled, too.

 

[pat grimshaw]

Awww, how cute. .....

Awww, aren't you cute.

Cute,….

Aww, cute.....

 

[Agent Provocateur]

^Note the emphasis on cute in the last few posts since you oh-so-cleverly pointed it out? That's called sarcasm, and in this case I'm using it to mock how you seem to think pointing it out is in any way clever or... Oh, what's the word... I've got it! Cute.

 

[xbuzzerx]

^Note the emphasis on cute in the last few posts since you oh-so-cleverly pointed it out? That's called sarcasm, and in this case I'm using it to mock how you seem to think pointing it out is in any way clever or... Oh, what's the word... I've got it! Cute.

Hella cute, even. As someone from California might say.

 

[pat grimshaw]

But it's also bad communication in an international/intercultural forum like JUB

 

[Agent Provocateur]

Sure, Patty-cakes. Because you're the authority on wit.

 

[pat grimshaw]

^ Mmm that sounds like more sarcasm.

...the authority on wit.

Those words in that little square are a quote by Oscar Wilde. So it's Oscar Wilde who's the fairly well-known authority on wit. Have you heard about Oscar Wilde?

 

[Agent Provocateur]

I've probably read more of his work than you, Patty-cakes. Quoting a definitive quote from a famous literary giant doesn't make you seem well-read, just like you're putting on airs.

 

[pat grimshaw]

I've probably read more of his work than you...

Can you name six of his works?

 

[Agent Provocateur]

Can you name six of his works?

That's the stupidest question I've ever read on here, and I frequent Telly's disasterpiece threads. Even if I didn't know, twenty seconds on Google would give me the answer.

The more pertinent question is, can you?

 

[xbuzzerx]

Pat, who always mouths off some type of opinion about a subject shortly before admitting he hasn't spent more than 15 minutes on the subject he spoke of.

 

[pat grimshaw]

^ You made the claim first.