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What do the descriptions under our names on JUB mean?

MoufOfKhaos said:
Mine means nothing. Which puts me in great company with the rest of you.

And no offense to you, new person above me, but only douche bags say that.

Douche bags and children. That's me being "nice".
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Sorry if that came off wrong, that's just how I am in my circle of friends. I'm the one who tries to make one thing I say sound nicer by adding something dumb, only to have it blow up in my face, and no one talks to me for a week. ](*,) Anyway, just thought you should know that about me in case I do it again... [-X
 
I just match random words that sound good with my avatar. That's all.
 
pat grimshaw said:
I can't help it. I'm celibate…or at least, I want to be wooed. I don't put out for any random ho! :-)
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Oh, Louise. I promise you, your twat will never be violated. Even your gynecologist refuses to stick a finger in that unexplored cave.
 
LilBit said:
Oh, Louise. I promise you, your twat will never be violated. Even your gynecologist refuses to stick a finger in that unexplored cave.
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My body is a temple!

I will only entry to Sir Galahad, or perhaps Sir Gawain, or Sir Geraint or perhaps just Sir Lancelot?
 
pat grimshaw said:
My body is a temple!
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I will only entry to Sir Galahad, or perhaps Sir Gawain, or Sir Geraint or perhaps just Sir Lancelot?
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Oh, Francine, you're not fooling anyone. You'd spread your legs for anyone as long as he had two teeth in his head and one good arm.
 
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Joan dear, I think you're bringing down the tone of this conversation.
I did read your etiquette book —from 1962 or whatever— and it was it thankfully and completely smut-free!
 
pat grimshaw said:
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Joan dear, I think you're bringing down the tone of this conversation.
I did read your etiquette book —from 1962 or whatever— and it was it thankfully and completely smut-free!
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Indeed it was. But you may have noticed that it was just the right size to conceal an issue of Playgirl or Honcho.

Yes, I know neither of those magazines existed in 1962, but I knew they'd be invented someday, Amy, and I wanted to be prepared!
 
Fair enough.

The only thing I remember from the book was her gambit to opening a conversation. She would turn to the person on her immediate left and say 'My name's Joan Crawford, what's yours?'.
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<----- Name and title are both concepts that fascinate me. Concepts that I'd like to think can double as abstract descriptions of myself...but mostly I like them in the literary sense.

That is all.
 
god I love this thread. Drama and comedy all rolled up in one big ball tap fest.

YAY
 
pat grimshaw said:
Fair enough.

The only thing I remember from the book was her gambit to opening a conversation. She would turn to the person on her immediate left and say 'My name's Joan Crawford, what's yours?'.
:rolleyes:
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Which is much better than your tactic of pulling a 15-inch kielbasa out of your purse and deep-throating it...
 
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