What do you dislike in porn?

[Zeno Lorea]

OK, I actually love Bel Ami boys, and they don't look fake to me. They just look like that in real life too, at least when they're, um, on an official mission, not incognito.

I do like bears too, but one turn-off for me is long hair. I like short, sporty, even military haircuts.

And like everybody else, I hate it when the models look bored.

 

[EddMarkStarr]

There is something worse than porn with bored actors - porn with men who visibly dislike each other!

I cancelled my membership at a site where a fist fight almost broke out between four guys at a porn shoot. The clueless "director" thought this was "hot", and kept filming.

I'm gay - not brain dead!

 

[sixthson]

...............

I could jack off to that.

 

[gsdx]

Ten minutes of kissing in a 15-minute scene.

Guys who barely get more than the head of a dick in their mouth and look as though they would be having more fun sitting at home watching the Weather Channel.

 

[buckeyrex]

I rarely if ever watch todays manufactured porn. It's just too boring....too unreal....too bland. But because it's undoubtedly very lucrative, and the demand so great, todays "pornsters" continue to produce inferior merchandise with little regard for quality.

 

[bankside]

Ohhhh! When a guy half-spits/half-drools a load of cum out of his mouth. Fuck! Grrrr. Just swallow it! If you're spitting it out just to prove the guy actually blew, don't. I don't need to see a drop if it looks like you're drinking the best thing since the last Bollinger Grande Année came out. It makes it look like the guy you sucked off just ate a kilo of asparagus or something, and the director is making you take it on your tongue. I would rather stop the oral and just shoot over a balcony or something if it's that awful to touch.

You can show me a tongue full of sperm that then gets slurped right down, but none of that nasty stuff that makes it look like a baby eating mashed carrots. Get it down that mouth hole.

 

[NotHardUp1]

The list is long:

1) Anything outdoors. Gravel, dirt, grass, bugs, boiling sunshine, concrete, awkward lawn furniture, and the like are all huge turnoffs.
2) "Fuck, fuck, fuck! Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck! FUCK!" Inarticulate or illiterate, not sexy.
3) Missing hair, especially pubes.
4) Preening
5) Abuse or disrespect. Spitting on the other man.
6) Rape
7) Incest
8) Tearing clothes off of self or others when the plot is that the men are not at home and have no other clothes. Complete unreal.
9) Paddy O'Brian's accent. Never, ever, leave the volume on.
10) A top who behaves like the bottom is not important, or worse, like the bottom isn't suffering enough
11) Pretense of cuckolding
12) Pretense of public sex
13) Pretense of clergy sex with a confessing penitent
14) An aggressive bottom when the top was already doing just fine. The aggressive bottom often stops the top when it becomes obvious two cannot drive
15) Dirty bodies
16) Heat and sweat
17) Grunts by foreign men who are producing porn but for the Western (English) market. It seems to demean them.
18) Pretense of kicking the bottom out when the sex is over. Not funny.
19) Women
20) Changing sex positions according to script. Both men suddenly jump to where they are supposed to be at the forth position.

 

[NotHardUp1]

To Cormac's point, I don't like it being all negative. Off topic, I like the following:

1) Scenes where the men are having fun.
2) Men who are versatile and seem focused on making the other feel good
3) Gay men
4) Hairy men
5) Handsome men of all ages
6) Turks, Greeks, Slavs, Italians
7) Strong glutes
8) Intense and paced anal, not jackhammer poking
9) Indoor scenes when winter is all about outside, coziness
10) Nice sheets that look comfortable but aren't stealing the scene
11) Kissing that is credible
12) Frottage
13) Eyes on the partner, not on porn off screen or EVER looking at the camera
14) Uniforms, as long as they come off, and absolutely bare feet by the time sex is under way.
15) Sleeping together, before or after sex
16) Shared showering
17) Massages
18) Throat fucking
19) Knees, legs, necks, and head of hair
20) Attention to nipples

 

[bankside]

Guys who do pelvic stunts while they're fucking because they know the camera's on them. It's not the 80's and you're not a breakdancer busting out a new move called "the worm." Just fuck.

 

[blubee]

The list is long:

1) Anything outdoors. Gravel, dirt, grass, bugs, boiling sunshine, concrete, awkward lawn furniture, and the like are all huge turnoffs.
2) "Fuck, fuck, fuck! Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck! FUCK!" Inarticulate or illiterate, not sexy.
3) Missing hair, especially pubes.
4) Preening
5) Abuse or disrespect. Spitting on the other man.
6) Rape
7) Incest
8) Tearing clothes off of self or others when the plot is that the men are not at home and have no other clothes. Complete unreal.
9) Paddy O'Brian's accent. Never, ever, leave the volume on.
10) A top who behaves like the bottom is not important, or worse, like the bottom isn't suffering enough
11) Pretense of cuckolding
12) Pretense of public sex
13) Pretense of clergy sex with a confessing penitent
14) An aggressive bottom when the top was already doing just fine. The aggressive bottom often stops the top when it becomes obvious two cannot drive
15) Dirty bodies
16) Heat and sweat
17) Grunts by foreign men who are producing porn but for the Western (English) market. It seems to demean them.
18) Pretense of kicking the bottom out when the sex is over. Not funny.
19) Women
20) Changing sex positions according to script. Both men suddenly jump to where they are supposed to be at the forth position.

You seem to be hard to please, you need to be easy going to get your soulmate.
Outdoor and pool are the best because of maximum natural lighting with greenery and the beach

 

[72-Jay]

I watch porn with the sound off...
I also just go for the free sites, and prefer the amateur stuff.
but things I dislike (I know more will come to mind later, but these were thought of right away):
* Dark/they have the lights off - you can't hardly tell what's going on...If I was the one running the camera, they better be ready for some light (and I don't mean just turning on the table lamp by the bed )
* Wild shaky camera - If you don't have a 'camera guy' ... basic tripods are not expensive at all.
* The top pulling out and jacking off on the bottom, rather than cumming inside.
* Also not into 'twinks' or otherwize really young looking guys that look questionable if they're even old enough...
* Not really a big fan of oral...a little bit is ok, but if it goes on and on i get bored/dis-interested & turn it off.

The list is long:
1) Anything outdoors. Gravel, dirt, grass, bugs, boiling sunshine, concrete,

Gonna have to disagree with you on that one
And somewhat with #5

And like everybody else, I hate it when the models look bored.

that too without a doubt

....or completely shaved bodies.....

Yep. that too.


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To Cormac's point, I don't like it being all negative

Yeah, good point
I'll list a couple from my list too:
* When the guys look like they are truly enjoying themselves.
* Kissing
* really cute guys & you get a good look at their face.

 

[NotHardUp1]

You seem to be hard to please, you need to be easy going to get your soulmate.
Outdoor and pool are the best because of maximum natural lighting with greenery and the beach

I am going to let you in on a little secret: porn is fantasy.

My preferences for conduct with a mate are NOT my preferences for watching porn as entertainment and idealized sex.

 

[peeonme]

There is never enough banjo music in it for my tastes.

Dueling banjos with two guys having a sword fight sounds hot

 

[luckynumbah7]

The audio. Dialogue. Some sort of theme or storyline is always appreciated but rarely found.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

it's getting creepier, people exposing themselves or masturbating or having sex in broad daylight in public places where families could be, i saw a video of a guy at a drive-thru who started rubbing his milkshake or something all over his exposed body while the cashier looked on in horror. this is sexual assault of some kind. this voyeurism is going too far and there's no longer an envelope to even push.

 

[TONYKO]

CLOSE UPS CLOSE UPS NOTHING BUT CLOSE UPS! WAY hot dude getting blown by a FAR LESS hot (sometimes heavier and older) dude and WHAT is 90% of the vid???????? Close ups of the not-hot dudes face sucking (what might as well be) an anonymous dick. "Sometimes" there "may" be an occasional pan up to the hot guy, but if you blink you miss it. SAME with hot solos, NO full body shots after he starts jo-ing, from then on it's JUST his dick and oft even ENDS with just a close-up of his cum. It like those BAD cam show guys, the sit down see his face stands up see just his dick and repeat and repeat etc. HATE it!

 

[Thad1527]

I'm pretty tolerant while watching porn. I can even put up with cheesy backgrounds and annoying background music. I even like porn with a plot...I think it's fun. But if I don't get a good look at the - what are they now? Actors? Models? Oh, OK..men - that's my biggest beef. That's when I can't tell the guys apart or can't even figure out who's doing what.

I do appreciate the efforts of the men in porn (and Mr. Pam...love you) to entertain and arouse me. Only politeness and the likelihood of being considered a creep keeps me from writing thank-you cards and fan mail.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Badly bleached blond hair. Tanned body but white buttocks. Sex with sox. Poorly thought out fantasy stories, such as ´army´ scenes recorded in the kitchen of someones´ house, where none of the actors are wearing anything remotely resembling a real uniform.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

OH! that weird angle where it's just balls slapping taint. YUCK!

 

[USEDCAR]

Music
Fake Cum- watery dollar store lotion they use for facials.
when the producer tells the actors what to do.
Guys with loose blown assholes.
When a condom magically appears. I am for safe sex but if its a gang bang why does every guy have a condom?!
Webcam porn the guys waste more time playing around instead of doing something sexual.