What do you dislike in porn?

[Daximus]

Here's my list.

Spitting unless it's a small bit to use as lube.
Pissing.
Anything scat.
Straight whatever. If you're fucking another guy you ain't straight. Stop pretending, it's not a hot fantasy.
Bad acting. I like amateur porn better. More realistic.
Fake noise. Sometimes they dub in fake sound and it's soooo obvious.
Abuse. A guy acting like a prison thug does nothing for me.
A dead fish bottom with no erection.

There more but that's enough to list.

 

[nyctopgam]

Too much asshair. Admittedly one sees this mostly in amateur porn.

Not a fan of shaved pines but I prefer some grooming down there.

 

[vulgar_newcomer]

I have a few, fisting for instance. The worse turn off is the Japanese pixelation , it simply bullshit ridiculous.

 

[spooky]

Honestly, there is porn for every flavor and for every niche. You just have to find it but one thing I've noticed is the piling on. A one on one scene suddenly turns into an orgy and I am like... WHORES! LOL ;P

 

[NotHardUp1]

Not a fan of shaved pines but I prefer some grooming down there.

Got wood?

 

[EddMarkStarr]

Honestly, there is porn for every flavor and for every niche. You just have to find it but one thing I've noticed is the piling on. A one on one scene suddenly turns into an orgy and I am like... WHORES! LOL ;P

One of the worse fads in porn, "two guys are hot . . . twenty-two guys are hoterer!"

 

[agayguy]

I don't like it when top penetrates the bottom and starts fuckin' 90 to nothing without giving the bottom's ass a chance to adjust to the presence of the top's dick. Most men don't take it like that in real life. Even if they edited a moment or two out of the scene, I would prefer the bottom being comfortable and not suffering through the experience. I think a relaxed bottom would be sexier than one who is apparently in pain throughout the scene.

 

[jockofstrap]

Scat, blood, use of soundings in ones cocks, dirty asses. Fake cum, any time a chick shows up.

 

[peeonme]

Not being able to get it up when I am watching it.

 

[72-Jay]

Thought of a couple more:
* Drug use of any type (and yes stuff like poppers counts as drugs too)
* Guys wearing any sorta hood/face-mask/etc

These (especially the 2nd one) will make me stop watching/close a vid if I see it.
Totally ruins the video..

 

[Paws]

When they make porn they seem to ignore little thing that make some porn more memorable or more appealing. They seem to pick the ugliest models and poor lighting etc
Here are some:
They are often fuck machine going through the fucking motion but the models are
bored, no passion or emotion.
Bright light makes a good contrast Belami and Staxus are always bright. Full credit
The models are too hairy, imagine rimming a hairy ass.

I wanted to list my pet peeves in porn, but I won't contribute as the blubee seems to be a douchebag who's going on a rant about how he dislikes other guys.

 

[rareboy]

Fake cum.

Some eastern European porn houses have used more cream than a dairy in trying to convince the viewer that the guy has a huge load up his ass.

 

[lockeroomguy]

Smoking. Noting turns me off more than an otherwise hot guy with a cigarette.

 

[peeonme]

everyone has bigger dick!

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Ugly ugly fake(?) pointless tattoos in the wrong places on people who wouldn´t have them such as a ´twink´ son with an ´ordinary´ daddy.

 

[ShadowCat]

Straight porn in the background of amateur videos.
Fast cutting one minute they're sucking dick next they're fucking condom on and lubed up.
Giant toys I mean are people masturbating with road pylons?
Scat, Vomit, Booger, Loogie FUCKIN DISGUSTING!
The word faggot coming from the top hello takes two to fuck.
Never wearing underwear and always being hard and ready work up to it a bit kissing foreplay a little frottage people!

 

[Columboy]

Gay porn sites that show women. I am not going to change my sex preference.

Guys who show they are in extreme excitement and express nothing, i.e. the silent cum shot.

Straight porn on gay video clips.

Said already; 10 minutes of kissing in a fifteen minute clip.

Once long clips cut in half or more.

Really hot clips that are close to climax that suddenly end.

Sure there is more.

 

[Georgiadude]

I have to agree with almost everything Not hardup 1 posted.

I really hate when the guys repeat "Oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck me oh fuck. " over and over and over. It drives me crazy. Totally shaved pubes are a turnoff as well. For me the worst has to be the European fake moaning. I really dislike when they use a priest or other clergy member. Especially when they're in a real church or confessional. Growing up Catholic I find that very offensive.

Steven

 

[Latimer]

Low-energy...monotonous...slow...fucking. A lot of "classic", so-called "golden age" porn has extraordinarily beautiful men but listless...boring...fuck scenes. Same goes for too much of Euro-porn and much of Kristen Bjorn's early Brazilian output.

 

[snakeeater1]

What I dislike in porn is when two guys are fucking, why does the bottom always look like he’s in agony and that the top is just killing him? And the top guy looks like a character in a rape film? He grits his teeth and look like he’s mad at the world? Anal is supposed to be fun! They should look like there having fun!

When I’m taking one up the ass, I’m loving it and you might even see a smile on my face! Sometimes I like my porn to be happy, fun and not brutal!….