what do you do if your guys hole is to big

[frenum_uk]

You really must be joking, with the size of yours, the hole would need to be enormous not to feel anything! You could always try pushing his cheeks together while you're at it

 

[Kennylingus]

Sounds like he had some fun in the day.
I know they have vagina restoration surgery...I wonder if there's a asshole resoration thing?

 

[puka-pride]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

is his hole too big or is ur dick too thin?

j/k

he just needs to work on gripping ur dick with his ass...

 

[Swellegant]

If his asshole is that big, how does he hold the poo in? I've really never heard of any such thing in my life... except in medical journals. Dude should see a doctor, if you ask me.

 

[krissalicante]

use 100 comdoms

 

[elmysterio]

I have run a cross a few guys who were not really tight and it can be a real turn off. You have 2 chooses here, you can tell him the truth or you can move on. I would opt for the truth and see if he can get a better grip on things if you get my point. Some guys just get a bit relaxed or maybe he's a speed bottom. Crystal meth can make a guy real loose and messy, If that is the case then move on you don't need a crystal meth bottom in your life.

 

[DiaryOfAMadman]

This so reminds me of that scene from "Curb Your Enthusiam" on HBO, actually someone posted a clip of it today on JUB. When they were discussing sex with a woman about the problem being a "small penis" or "big vagina". When I read your post I actually did the "big vagina" hand gesture LoL. There's not really much you can do about it but do you have a "narrow penis" or does he have "big anus"? The anus is just like people you meet in the world "some assholes are just bigger then others". I guess you could always buy a large dildo or strap on to stimulate him. But theres noting you can do to make his anus any smaller, for that I'm sorry.

 

[swerve]

Was your friend using any recreational drugs???

I'm not a scientist or anything -- but, a guy I knew used to use a drug called tina (I think -- might be wrong) -- when he was on the drug he loved to have his ass played with in front of all of us -- his hole was HUGE...

Not sure if it was genetic -- or, the drug...

Then again (since I don't use drugs) I might be wrong on what he called the drug to begin with...

HAVING SAID ALL THAT...

IF...

You like the guy...

Don't let a silly little thing like that discourage you -- if it is genetic...

It ain't his fault...

 

[GL]

Hi! This is Billy Mayes here to tell you about the amazing new jalapeno hole tightener.
Just rub some of the juice on his asshole and it'll be tight as new in no time!

OH MY GOD!!!

That was the best! Thank you for the laugh!

 

[Andreus]

oooh

i know this answer

you get a big juicy ham

shove it up his ass

pull out the hambone

and then fuck the hole in the ham

of course one needs to replace the ham weekly

 

[GL]

oooh

i know this answer

you get a big juicy ham

shove it up his ass

pull out the hambone

and then fuck the hole in the ham

of course one needs to replace the ham weekly

LOL!

but... EWW!!!

 

[JayHawk]

Well if he is into fisting try lubing each of your hands and then shoot for the middle, it takes terrible coordination but is well worth it.

Some men are just born or naturally loose as a goose.

Sex is not a sole reason for a relationship but not having good sex in a relationship is like not having chocolate chips for your cookies. Leaves them kind of bland and boring.

My personal experience is what has been suggested on here above. Kegals work wonders at firming the muffin. You can also try getting at it face down and keep his legs squeezed together.

I don't know how much lube you employ but try using the bare minimum or none at all. Always make sure your boy is enjoying the friction too but that should work for you. (oh and if you drive towards the front of his body instead of up the chute you can find the most amazing prostate rub)

He should also try to time his gripping of your thrust so that when you are on the out stroke he squeezes tight and then lessons up as you plow the field.

I hope that helps.

oh and do let me know if the two handed shuffle worked. lol

Remember good sex is only 10 percent of a relationship but bad sex is 90 percent of the problem

 

[RationalLunacy]

.........

 

[MRMATTX2]

I thought I'd hung around here long enough to have heard it all, I've been proved wrong

 

[Andreus]

LOL!

but... EWW!!!

yeah

its not a bad option, but it rules out ass eating for muslims and jews

and we all know how much THIS muslim likes to eat ass, so its really just a last resort

 

[Joshua_me]

..I wonder if there's a asshole restoration thing?

^Well, Bush got re-elected, so....^


I honestly can say I've never experienced this problem, perhaps his ass
is a rip in the fabric of the time/space continuum or maybe a portal to another dimension or something.

Try tossing a quarter down there, see if it flies back out dated 10 years ahead.

 

[Soilwork]

There are two obviosu answers:


Get a bigger dick

Become a bottom.

 

[FREDDIE187]

Just before this I said on another thread.........."now I've heard it all"

How wrong was I ..............NOW I've heard it all.


Come to think of it, I have heard this story before. The guy who told me was convinced that the guy became so loose from all the fucking. More specifically from being fucked earlier that same day.

 

[krissalicante]

there's an old joke from the uk- the punch line was
To get out of trouble he put it in double and instead of cummming he went
so be warned ( sorry about that )

 

[Joshua_me]

I'd forgotten about an old cure I heard about many moons ago,
Not terribly practical, though. It involves lemon juice, a ring of 'Jane's Crazy Mixed-Up Salt' and several hours of chanting.