What do you for your American Duty?

[GL]

I make busts of President Rutherford B. Hayes out of Playdoh and hand them out to senior citizens.

 

[sparky95]

I've learned to fart "The Star Spangled Banner"!

 

[Rule-Of-Thirds]

I vote against the Republicans and own a hybrid car.

 

[star-warrior]

I have stopped buying Coca Cola so there's more to go around.

 

[HartfordGuy]

I drive large american cars that consume mass quantities of gas and oil so I can flaunt it in the face of other countries.

 

[nakedboy]

Error in post.

 

[_AJ_]

I have an ipod apple are american other than that no thats it

 

[wascallywabbit]

Every morning at breakfast the Celebrate America! flag on the corn flakes box compels me to jump up with hand over heart to recite the pledge of allegiance and spontaneously let loose with a full-throated rendition of the national anthem. If the neighbors happen to pass by I make them join me or threaten to report them to Homeland Security.

 

[dw8038r2]

I shop at Wal-Mart.

 

[JSRD]

i spend all my money at stores...lol.

 

[ComNavFdgPk]

I give 1/3 of my pay to the goverment each week.And I don't get it back.

There's a big difference between "I give" and "They take!"

 

[RationalLunacy]

I am the president and charter member of the One Man Millard Fillmore Fan Club of Eastern Pennsylvania.

 

[Croynan]

It is not much, but I keep hoping that the vision and spirit of the 1000 days of John F. Kennedy will appear again in a new president who will be able to serve his full term i office and achieve his many goals for our future.

Surely, with over 300,000,000 million of us in this country, there should be at least one person with the skills and fore sight to achieve those objectives.



eM.

 

[sparky95]

It is not much, but I keep hoping that the vision and spirit of the 1000 days of John F. Kennedy will appear again in a new president who will be able to serve his full term i office and achieve his many goals for our future.

Surely, with over 300,000,000 million of us in this country, there should be at least one person with the skills and fore sight to achieve those objectives.



eM.

It is good to see that someone has taken up the mantle of sleeping with starlets!

 

[eddielee]

I stick a flag up my ass and run down the street singing "Yankee Doodle".

 

[duroc5088]

I drive a large american made truck that sucks gas, i go hunting so all the deer dont eat the farmers crops and I use a large caliber american made rifle everytime I kill bambie's mom.

 

[MadeUpName27]

I stick a flag up my ass and run down the street singing "Yankee Doodle".

I stop my car and salute as Eddielee runs past singing "Yankee Doodle".

God Bless America.

 

[Andreus]

I stick a yankee's doodle up my dandy on every fourth of July

 

[ronboy]

I only fornicate with men, (specifically, ONE man), thereby not contributing to to the birth rate.

 

[Joshua_me]

Every morning at breakfast the Celebrate America! flag on the corn flakes box compels me to jump up with hand over heart to recite the pledge of allegiance and spontaneously let loose with a full-throated rendition of the national anthem. If the neighbors happen to pass by I make them join me or threaten to report them to Homeland Security.

Ooo ! A newbie with a good sense of humor !! ^^^^

(I like him already !)

Myself, at times I find that I'm so overwhelmed with my sense of of American
duty and patriotism that I barely find the strength to get out of my bed.

But then, 'The Price is Right' comes on and it's spirit of greed, product placement and unbridled avarice gives me the will to live another day.

Joshy