What do you gay the most about the like community?

[bounder]

I'm a straight acting closeted bisexual who's in love with his best friend who surely is straight because he hangs out with all the girls and goes shopping with them and touches me in inappropriate places which drives me nuts so I stole his phone and sent inappropriate messages to all his fag hags.

LOL.......

 

[Lube]

Ooo, did he text "OK LUV U"? Because that TOTALLY means he wants you to get into his pants. Please give it a try, and update soon!

I replied LUV U 4EVR and he replied FCK U.

Does that mean he wants to have sex?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

All comedieans and likemined who use satire, and poke fun at serious issues by being seriously funny about said issues fraught as they are with seriousness should be more respectful of exactly HOW serious such seriousness should be taken... seriously!

If you keep trying to serious my comedy with all your serious seriousness I'm going to comically comedy my comical comedy until you serious all over my face. Keep a towel nearby.

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>Remember: This is the ONLY opportunity you'll EVER have to be intimate with another man, if you can't make this work with him and only him you'll NEVER find love! Gurl go get yo' man!

Correction: This is the ONLY opportunity you'll EVER have to be intimate with a STRAIGHT man, which is the only type of man worth getting intimate with. I mean, you can have sex with another faggot, but who the hell wants to have sex with someone who wants to have sex with you?

The rest of the advice is, as always, spot on.

Lex

 

[Lube]

Pursue him! NOW! It doesn't matter how unhappy or unfulfilled it leaves you, chase after that dick like it's the only one on Earth either until he abandons his heterosexuality to let you slob on his knob or until it wears your self-esteem down to the point that you spend your days locked in your bedroom playing Solitaire on your console.

Remember: This is the ONLY opportunity you'll EVER have to be intimate with another man, if you can't make this work with him and only him you'll NEVER find love! Gurl go get yo' man!

Great idea. I will create a running thread that will be filled with my daily obsessive, unquenchable desires and to which I will complain bitterly to the mods if anyone tries to give me actual advice to solve my many problems!!!!!!!

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>I replied LUV U 4EVR and he replied FCK U. Does that mean he wants to have sex?

It means he's so horny he's texting with one hand, and can't spell "CAN I FUCK U". Go over there and get some of that sweet sweet straight man meat.

Lex

 

[Lube]

Correction: This is the ONLY opportunity you'll EVER have to be intimate with a STRAIGHT man, which is the only type of man worth getting intimate with. I mean, you can have sex with another faggot, but who the hell wants to have sex with someone who wants to have sex with you?

I blow my straight best friends all the time!!!!!!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Correction: This is the ONLY opportunity you'll EVER have to be intimate with a STRAIGHT man, which is the only type of man worth getting intimate with. I mean, you can have sex with another faggot, but who the hell wants to have sex with someone who wants to have sex with you?

Crazy people, that's who! I mean sex with someone who wants to have sex with you? BO-RING!

The rest of the advice is, as always, spot on.

Lex

Thanks, I work out.

Great idea. I will create a running thread that will be filled with my daily obsessive, unquenchable desires and to which I will complain bitterly to the mods if anyone tries to give me actual advice to solve my many problems!!!!!!!

And don't leave the house, just in case he comes by. Just lay in your bed waiting for the phone call, I'm SURE he'll call this time, he promised he would and he promised not to break his promise this time.

 

[Lube]

And don't leave the house, just in case he comes by. Just lay in your bed waiting for the phone call, I'm SURE he'll call this time, he promised he would and he promised not to break his promise this time.

Yes, I messaged this hot guy on manhunt and we talked about kinky things for 3 whole days and now we're in an online LTR!!!!

 

[G-Lexington]

Ask him "R WE ONLIN MARIED LOL" If he says yes, you're totally partnered!

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

This sounds serious, I mean, you ARE being serious right? Certainly I KNOW for a FACT that your comical AND comedic comedy is seriously taken by you even in a seriously yet light-hearted comedic way, but you attitide in the above post seems more seriously fraught with seriousness than no, though, in reading between the lines, and given the comedic statement at the end, I'm inCLINED to believe that once again, you've seriously applied your aforementioned light-hearted comedic touch to the entire post BY that statement and in so doing, have seriously displayed your serious approach TO your comedic seriousness with, as mentioned that light-hearted and yes, even comedic way that so many of us have come to expect from you. I'm serious.

That post made the part of my body that does most of the thinking (my penis) hurt.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Cute, KW. Cute...

Yeah, my tits are cute aren't they?

 

[LilBit]

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

They're aight. I've seen better.

I just got back from Spring Break, guess how many boobies I saw...... 15!

 

[JustWes]

Can I have a map to this thread please?

I just got back from Spring Break, guess how many boobies I saw...... 15!

Uh, don't they come in pairs? Unless you saw a person with one boob, of course.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Can I have a map to this thread please?

NO!

Uh, don't they come in pairs? Unless you saw a person with one boob, of course.

It's a Homer Simpson quote. I guess someone had one boob hangin' out.

 

[JustWes]

Or someone with three.

Yeah, that's possible, too.

KW, you're funny. How does one become as funny as you?

To answer your question, I like the diversity of the community and that you don't need to like this music or that guy in order to be gay.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

KW, you're funny. How does one become as funny as you?

Oh honey I'm glad you asked. I start the day off with a fresh cup of vodka and to keep myself going I pop (in rotation) uppers and downers throughout the day until I end the evening with a two-course meal of various whiskys and cognacs. The best way to keep your sense of humor in tact is a steady, healthy diet of alcohol and antidepressants.

 

[bounder]

Or someone with three.

That's pretty much the only thing I remember from the movie Total Recall.

 

[purina]

Some people have serious dyslexia, or something.