What do you SAY after a good ass pounding?

[locksmithers]

You just fucked your partner doggy style. He cums, you cum. You both collapse in cuddling position right next to each other.

What do you say? I said " That was hot" but I felt sleazy and forced.

 

[G-Lexington]

"Damn, you're good."

Lex

 

[hylas]

i usually just laugh.

what also works:
"wow"
"thank you sir"
"that wasnt half bad..."

 

[HunterM]

U da man! Let's go meet my parents.

 

[G-Lexington]

I usually suggest hitting the shower, too, but that's usually after a bit of resting up and enjoying the afterglow.

Lex

 

[Benjoe]

I say 'get in the shower fast and don't contaminate the bed sheets.' I'm dead romantic like that.

I guess it's just me but the idea of taking your cock out of a guys ass and then rolling around cuddling under the covers while those offending body parts touch the clean sheets is eeuuggh.

Oral or wanking each other is fine, I don't care about a bit of man fat splashed about, bit of lube, oil or a wet spot is o.k, but bum germs, traces of poo are a big no no.

Even when I have a poo I like to have a shower after to be properly fresh and clean. When I explained this to my mate he was horrified, as I explained to him i'm not a germophobe or anything but if you had a lump of shit on your kitchen surface people would freak out, they'd get out the industrial strength cleaning agents and decontaminate the area, however people take a shit on a daily basis and casually wipe away the majority of it with toilet paper... Euugghh... If you had shit on your kitchen table you wouldn't wipe it off with toilet paper but if it's on your body we don't care...

Fuck my life... maybe this is why i'm eternally single.

 

[kevbo]

"Uffda"

.........

 

[cgymike]

"kevbo is hot"?

 

[G-Lexington]

"kevbo is hot"?

To which your partner always says "Who is kevbo?"

Lex

 

[sixthson]

"Uffda"

.........

You've been away from Wisconsin too long, my friend. If you said Uff da after sex, it means you grumbling about the sex.

 

[Tadaa]

What's to say? I pay him and he leaves.

 

[jensu846]

i say "text me next time your home alone and I'll come over" then leave.

 

[sixthson]

I don't say anything. I just sing the Captain and Tennille song "Do that to me one more time".

 

[ElroyAuto]

My dad and i shower up and cuddle in the bed and watch tv. Sometimes we wear condoms on so we wont have a load in our asses LMAO!

 

[cgymike]

To which your partner always says "Who is kevbo?"

Lex

And I say "Oh he's my next fuck.."


gggggggg

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Say nothing. Just whipe your dick on his curtains.

 

[eastofeden]

Damn!

 

[BFizzle]

"I have to go..."

 

[Kahaih]

I say 'get in the shower fast and don't contaminate the bed sheets.' I'm dead romantic like that.

I guess it's just me but the idea of taking your cock out of a guys ass and then rolling around cuddling under the covers while those offending body parts touch the clean sheets is eeuuggh.

Oral or wanking each other is fine, I don't care about a bit of man fat splashed about, bit of lube, oil or a wet spot is o.k, but bum germs, traces of poo are a big no no.

Even when I have a poo I like to have a shower after to be properly fresh and clean. When I explained this to my mate he was horrified, as I explained to him i'm not a germophobe or anything but if you had a lump of shit on your kitchen surface people would freak out, they'd get out the industrial strength cleaning agents and decontaminate the area, however people take a shit on a daily basis and casually wipe away the majority of it with toilet paper... Euugghh... If you had shit on your kitchen table you wouldn't wipe it off with toilet paper but if it's on your body we don't care...

Fuck my life... maybe this is why i'm eternally single.

"Poodle"

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[borg69unimatrix]

I say 'get in the shower fast and don't contaminate the bed sheets.' I'm dead romantic like that.

I guess it's just me but the idea of taking your cock out of a guys ass and then rolling around cuddling under the covers while those offending body parts touch the clean sheets is eeuuggh.

Oral or wanking each other is fine, I don't care about a bit of man fat splashed about, bit of lube, oil or a wet spot is o.k, but bum germs, traces of poo are a big no no.

Even when I have a poo I like to have a shower after to be properly fresh and clean. When I explained this to my mate he was horrified, as I explained to him i'm not a germophobe or anything but if you had a lump of shit on your kitchen surface people would freak out, they'd get out the industrial strength cleaning agents and decontaminate the area, however people take a shit on a daily basis and casually wipe away the majority of it with toilet paper... Euugghh... If you had shit on your kitchen table you wouldn't wipe it off with toilet paper but if it's on your body we don't care...

Fuck my life... maybe this is why i'm eternally single.

That's the most endearing, neurotic, OCD thing I've heard in a while. How Cute!!!