Spiff
Reality goggles required
I give you a hint. It's not my shopping list. Or an inventory list of Walmart and Sam's Club. Or the contents of my garage, basement, and attic. Or things I have borrowed and haven't returned. Or things being purchased with the government's new stimulus package. And besides all being physical things consisting of atoms.
trucks, adhesive bandages, circuit boards, liquors, bicycle helmets, lithium batteries, car brakes, aluminum, lighters, fossils, hockey pucks, high-pressure cylinders, ropes, billiard tables, sailboards, cymbals, baseball gloves, medical electrodes, Stetson hats, manhole covers, range hoods, artificial logs, snowmobiles, carbon fiber car parts, hand dryers, recycled polyester yarn, fleece, Airstream trailers, horseradish, industrial steam boilers, deodorant, brushes, push brooms, blackboards, smoked salmon, holograms, package printing, skin cultures, canned corn, giant valves, sardines, barographs, disposable diapers, accordions, pineapples, artificial joints, hot rods, decorative eggs, fire hose nozzles, baseballs, microphones, hot tubs, artificial turf, beer steins, motion-picture cameras, glass Christmas ornaments, giant tires, technical glass, washing machines, playing cards, crossbows, fire extinguishers, doughnuts, shock absorbers, banjos, stainless steel, football helmets, resin figurines, laboratory glassware, boomerangs, barbecues, pinball machines, strobe lights, solid tires, cheesecake, canoe paddles, globes, fresh-cut flowers, adhesive tape, tofu, lottery tickets, prepared mustard, violins, nuts and bolts, toilet paper, amphibious vehicles, putters, model ships, wax crayons, carburetors, air conditioners, sugar, wooden bowls, chainsaws, stackable potato chips, jet compressor blades, ice cream cones, tent trailers, shoe polish, pliers, electric baseboard heaters, molded pulp containers, video games, car radiators, hatchery chicks, phyllo dough, muffins, Tiffany reproductions, aircraft engines, escalators, kevlar canoes, marble cheddar, disc music boxes, automobile fuel pumps, cricket bats, change machines, ductile iron pipe, police badges, rum, car washes, pressure gauges, metal detectors, CCD semiconductors, airline meals, paper cups, trumpets, firefighter helmets, nautical compasses, packaging tubes, hand saws, binoculars, sparklers, rubber boots, circular-saw blades, windshields, English saddles, butter, post clocks, combination wrenches, deli meats, golf carts, airships, engine blocks, jawbreakers, drum shells, drums, carbon fibre masts, fortune cookies, Imax projectors, roller chains, yacht wheels, braided rugs, automobile thermostats, chisels, screwdrivers, rubber track loaders, physician scales, carbon fiber baseball bats, inflatable watercraft, couscous, modeling dough, bronze bells, wooden airplane propellers, charcoal briquettes, gas log fireplaces, pre-inked stamps, cranberries, cotton yarn, road signs
trucks, adhesive bandages, circuit boards, liquors, bicycle helmets, lithium batteries, car brakes, aluminum, lighters, fossils, hockey pucks, high-pressure cylinders, ropes, billiard tables, sailboards, cymbals, baseball gloves, medical electrodes, Stetson hats, manhole covers, range hoods, artificial logs, snowmobiles, carbon fiber car parts, hand dryers, recycled polyester yarn, fleece, Airstream trailers, horseradish, industrial steam boilers, deodorant, brushes, push brooms, blackboards, smoked salmon, holograms, package printing, skin cultures, canned corn, giant valves, sardines, barographs, disposable diapers, accordions, pineapples, artificial joints, hot rods, decorative eggs, fire hose nozzles, baseballs, microphones, hot tubs, artificial turf, beer steins, motion-picture cameras, glass Christmas ornaments, giant tires, technical glass, washing machines, playing cards, crossbows, fire extinguishers, doughnuts, shock absorbers, banjos, stainless steel, football helmets, resin figurines, laboratory glassware, boomerangs, barbecues, pinball machines, strobe lights, solid tires, cheesecake, canoe paddles, globes, fresh-cut flowers, adhesive tape, tofu, lottery tickets, prepared mustard, violins, nuts and bolts, toilet paper, amphibious vehicles, putters, model ships, wax crayons, carburetors, air conditioners, sugar, wooden bowls, chainsaws, stackable potato chips, jet compressor blades, ice cream cones, tent trailers, shoe polish, pliers, electric baseboard heaters, molded pulp containers, video games, car radiators, hatchery chicks, phyllo dough, muffins, Tiffany reproductions, aircraft engines, escalators, kevlar canoes, marble cheddar, disc music boxes, automobile fuel pumps, cricket bats, change machines, ductile iron pipe, police badges, rum, car washes, pressure gauges, metal detectors, CCD semiconductors, airline meals, paper cups, trumpets, firefighter helmets, nautical compasses, packaging tubes, hand saws, binoculars, sparklers, rubber boots, circular-saw blades, windshields, English saddles, butter, post clocks, combination wrenches, deli meats, golf carts, airships, engine blocks, jawbreakers, drum shells, drums, carbon fibre masts, fortune cookies, Imax projectors, roller chains, yacht wheels, braided rugs, automobile thermostats, chisels, screwdrivers, rubber track loaders, physician scales, carbon fiber baseball bats, inflatable watercraft, couscous, modeling dough, bronze bells, wooden airplane propellers, charcoal briquettes, gas log fireplaces, pre-inked stamps, cranberries, cotton yarn, road signs
