What does everyone do but won’t admit?

[ChristianGianni]

Does this mean you were pure and without sin, like the Blessed Virgin?

Yeah, as pure as New York snow

 

[me203]

true gentleman will always move the dishes out of the way first.

Unless he's using his pee to rinse the dishes after washing.

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

Yeah, as pure as New York snow

Hey, the snow here is totally pure for at least five minutes after it falls!

If it lands on a plant, it's pure for up to an hour!

 

[Alistair]

Hey, the snow here is totally pure for at least five minutes after it falls!

If it lands on a plant, it's pure for up to an hour!

I wouldn’t eat snow that was falling from the sky in NYC

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

I wouldn’t eat snow that was falling from the sky in NYC

Maybe not in the canyons of Manhattan, where it would be bouncing off dirty skyscrapers, but fresh falling snow in low-rise Brooklyn and Queens should be fine.

 

[rareboy]

I'll bet everyone looks at their poop before flushing and judges it.

 

[Vannie]

I'll bet everyone looks at their poop before flushing and judges it.

When the hell did we have corn?

 

[ChristianGianni]

Tell our female relatives/friends that NO their asses do not look big in whatever they are wearing

 

[me203]

Tell our female relatives/friends that NO their asses do not look big in whatever they are wearing

Reminds me of a joke. A woman got an anonymous phone call from a man, who said: "I bet you have a big ass!"

To which she calmly said: "Yes. He's in the living room watching TV. Who should I say is calling?"

 

[ChristianGianni]

Break 99% of the resolutions we make to ourselves on New Years Eve

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

^ Exactly. ^
That's why I've never made any.

 

[Vannie]

Pick their nose while driving.

That's snot even funny.

 

[me203]

Break 99% of the resolutions we make to ourselves on New Years Eve

I've had good, no, great luck with this resolution: "Make no New Year's Resolutions."

 

[rareboy]

When the hell did we have corn?

 

[biguy732]

Masturbating WAY too much - especially since working from home so much.

 

[ChristianGianni]

Farting in bed then lifting the covers to assess the fallout

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

Tell small lies, lies that don't really matter, to keep from making someone mad.

 

[Alistair]

Scratching my crotch then smelling my fingers to make sure I don’t stink

 

[Kahaih]

Farting in bed then lifting the covers to assess the fallout

Never in the cold winter, though, when those are precious bedwarmers.

 

[TUgrad12]

Jerkoff to a younger family member (brothers, cousins, etc). I have two younger cousins that I routinely think about while masturbating (both are/were in the military).