What does your dick look like?

[GL]

mine looks like a penis.

 

[NedNickerson]

I have a dick related story so I might as well tell it here...

Last night I was reading in the fetish forum about different ways of wanking and one of the suggestions was to use a banana. You cut it then spoon out the banana and fuck the banana (like a fleshlight). So I thought I would give it a go, I got the biggest banana I could find, ate all the fruit that I could spoon out of it and then I try to poke my dick into it, but it wouldn't fit. I pushed on it but the banana split open & I was filled with disappointment. Anyway, I rubbed what was left of this banana against my dick and it felt okay I guess. Now I am on the lookout for bigger bananas.

I'll never be able to look at a banana in quite the same way again...

 

[CGHJ]

My dick looks just like a penis

 

[jubalon]

^Pretty much like that. The colour and the warts are spot on.

 

[sexsomniac]

Ye gods.

I'd have to work up to that.

Wish I looked that good too.

Don't worry I'll help you out. Yours will be as wide as it is in no time. promise.

 

[sexsomniac]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, promises, promises.

Ok I'll make it wider. Are u happy now?

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

yee gads -- we were doing pretty well until peeps started ACTUALLY answering the question !!!
and LUKEEEE - You should prolly NEVER say "pink" anywhere near a pig !!

 

[cbtfan]

 

[sexsomniac]

Probably not until the actual process is undertaken.

You know, I'm not that far from you. So be careful what you ask for.

 

[cbtfan]

You have spots on your penis?

(Is this an England product? Never heard of it)

Yes it is a Brit pudding... (dessert)

 

[sexsomniac]

You have spots on your penis?

(Is this an England product? Never heard of it)

I thought PC group has succeeded in changing it to Spotted Robert.

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

I thought PC group has succeeded in changing it to Spotted Robert.

Spotted [STRIKE]Robert[/STRIKE] RICHARD - It's Richard -
Dick is a nick for Richard..

(but i always thought it should be for PETER, rite? )

 

[NoStarDies]

Well its kinda thick, about 5 inches. Skintones with a nice head. When its hard it has a nice vein that runs along the top. Its got a nice sac underneath and a patch of hair at the base. =p

 

[sexsomniac]

I thought you lived on the East Coast? If you don't, don't ask me where I got that idea from.

I'm in Van now. Lube it up..I'm coming to you.
(Just kidding.)

 

[Triple G]

Doctor Piggy gives a postate exam.

 

[Triple G]

^ Poor Piggy gets confused sometimes. Hey Pigglet, that only works on guys, unless

 

[Jayden]

Heaven.

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