What Does Your Favorite Bumper Sticker Say?

[doetim]

I have seen 2 that are really funny.

1. How's My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT
2. I Just Found Jesus, He Was Behind the Sofa the Whole Time.

 

[bobobo]

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

 

[bobobo]

I brake for hallucinations.

 

[chub23lauderdale]

if your going to ride my ass atleast pull my hair

 

[healingduck]

if your going to ride my ass atleast pull my hair

 

[Yooper]

'If you are opposed to Logging, try using plastic toilet paper'

 

[ManLicker]

Hang up and drive!

 

[ManLicker]

It wasn't actually a bumper sticker, but a sign on a truck said "Drivers wanted for bottom dumps. Call 818-...."

 

[walkingonsnow]

"I may be slow, but at least I'm ahead of you"

 

[G-Lexington]

My Philosophy Won't Fit On This Bumper Sticker

Lex

 

[healingduck]

"If you can read this, I can slam on my breaks and sue you."

 

[Triple G]

Friends don't let friends join the Sierra Club

 

[chrisrobin]

1. Eschew Obfuscation
2. Dear Lord, please protect me from your followers
3. My akita is smarter than your 8th grader

 

[stutter032]

pave the planet

 

[MissouriFreakBoi]

"Yeah, I'mma Bitch.. GET OVER IT"

 

[NineOfClubs]

From my town.

 

[jasoncrew03]

2. Dear Lord, please protect me from your followers

LMFAOROFLLULZ!

I like one they sell at my neighborhood Tijuanna Flats (though it doesn't really apply here lol): "I got a car for my wife..... best trade I ever made!"

 

[todwod]

Ass, grass or cash, no one ride for free

 

[LilBit]

I have one hanging in my office that says "Better to build schoolrooms for the boys than prisons and gallows for the men." I forget who the quote is attributed to.

 

[The White Stripe]

The notorious...."Save The Whales, Harpoon a Fat Chick"


Or the overdone..."Honk if You're Horny"