What Does Your Favorite Bumper Sticker Say?

[Joshua_me]

 

[looseliam]

"Your proctologist called: he found your head"

 

[zoltanspawn]

The World is my Ashtray

 

[scrapple]

It's A Child, Not A Choice.

 

[Fireballs]

"Who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

 

[NineOfClubs]

"I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse"

 

[cityboy-stl]

"You would drive better with that cell phone up your ass"

 

[hiram444]

Ted Kennedy's car killed more people than my gun has.

 

[andyspete]

"Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of well hung?"

 

[richardPB1]

"Somewhere in Kenya a village has lost its idiot"

 

[skips]

"Fuck You
You Fuckin' Fuck"

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

In 5th grade a lot of parents had these bumper stickers from our school that read; MY KID IS AN HONOR ROLL STUDENT AT WALT WHITMAN ELEMENTARY

I remember my mom saying all the time, "I sure wish I had one of those bumper stickers for my car."

I didn't want her to get her hopes too high so I wouldn't usually respond, and she'd let it go.



Then one day when we got home after school, I pulled my backpack out, unzipped it and gave my mom her very own sticker along with my report card proving I'd actually earned it. She broke into tears and was crying so bad I started to worry...

That morning I was one of a bunch of kids that were presented with the accolade. But to be honest, none of it really seemed to matter. It wasn't until my mom was squeezing me in her arms and balling her eyes out that afternoon.

I swelled with so much pride and appreciation at that moment for what I had accomplished, I carried forth from then on, all through the years, an overwhelming peace of mind I'd never felt before. A peace of mind knowing I had a future that was all mine to protect and nurture, and if nothing else, I could at least use my knowledge to get people to cry. hehe

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

on an old beat up piece of shit I saw;
MY PORCHE IS AT HOME

And I think those testicles that hang from a trailer hitch are hilarious...has anyone seen these things? Looks like a saggy nut sack dangling down.


Oh and the sign on the back of 18 wheelers that reads;
HOW AM I DRIVING? CALL lalalalala
well I saw one similar that read;
HOW AM I DRIVING? CALL 1-800-KISS MY ASS
and my immediate thought was, "Where is my phone?" but I never really called. Probably a blank number anyways.... some DJ in Jersey auctioned off his number and made $163,284 and change__________the number? was 867-5309_____
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?

 

[shaychboi88]

Republicans for Voldemort.

 

[benners]

"The last time we mixed politics and religion people were burned at the stake."

 

[Toddxxx]

REPUBLICAN Health Care Plan: Don't Get Sick!

 

[justndav]

here's mine get ready for 2012...

 

[rainyguy67]

Laughter is the best medicine and your face is curing the world

And My favorite It's better to have loved and lost than spend the rest of your life with that psycho bitch

 

[lucem-ferre]

It's A Choice, Not A Child​

 

[bankside]

on an old beat up piece of shit I saw;
MY PORCHE IS AT HOME

I saw an old beat up piece of shit with "My other car is a Porsche"
and then I saw a Porsche with "My other car is also a Porsche." That was funny.