What every jubber should know about JUB?

[BlueLantern]

Well, I am a member of this community for 3+ years and I suffer from such Attetion deficit disorder that I still feel like a newbie

So this thread would about ramdom fact about JUB itself and its members, start talking! xD

 

[Pushover]

Random fact:
This thread will last a few days and then be allowed to flow into the 2nd and 3rd pages of topics to be forgotten.

 

[Sunshine]

Alot of people are assholes.....so be prepared. I've only been here for like a week and people already hate me. I guess I'm off to a good start then...

 

[Pushover]

Alot of people are assholes.....so be prepared. I've only been here for like a week and people already hate me. I guess I'm off to a good start then...

Nah, you're just new. Few people like the newbies because they (supposedly) don't know any better. The more you post, the more your personality comes out, and the more that comes out, the more friendlier people will be to you. Everybody starts out that way. You'll notice that the higher somebody's post count, the more profound their statements are, the more people react to what they say.

 

[Pushover]

^agree 100%
People love to get comments,in fact Absolut is a comment whore

Lucky him, I stopped getting comments back in May.

They should make a sticky thread about Forum Comments, because most people don't know what they are or how to use them.

 

[Pushover]

^agree 99%,ecxept the high post count thing.
Longevity is really what it is about.
People love to get comments,in fact Absolut is a comment whore

In that case I've been here for quite a long time, just haven't posted until recently. People are just now starting to warm up to me.

EDIT: STOP EDITING YOUR POST, I CAN'T KEEP UP. XD

 

[mark1111]

If you don't want to post in a thread, you can send a private comment. Its the little blue "balloon" under the users name.

Don't forget to check for comments you receive as well.

 

[herenthere]

An opinion.. is just that... an opinion...

Does not mean everyone is going to agree with you..

 

[Pushover]

I agree with that opinion.

Another random thought about JUB:
If you make a lot of wide generalizations and put people into categories, you'll end up being ignored or flamed.

Beware Croynan, he somehow catches every generalization and responds with one of his 'village idiot' posts.

 

[neruda]

Its also got porn
I believe

 

[2243]

They send you an e-mail on your birth-day, wishing you a happy birth-day.

 

[RationalLunacy]

JUB also has a resident lunatic, but I won't say who.

 

[herenthere]

JUB also has a resident lunatic, but I won't say who.

JUB also has a resident scam artist...

He will offer anything from free plane tickets... to free blow jobs... just to get someone to rake his friggin leaves..

But hey.....I'm mum!!!!

 

[RationalLunacy]

JUB also has a resident scam artist...

He will offer anything from free plane tickets... to free blow jobs... just to get someone to rake his friggin leaves..

But hey.....I'm mum!!!!

Not to mention that the aforementioned scam artist is in real life a widow in Nigeria with millions of dollars to give away.

 

[herenthere]

Not to mention that the aforementioned scam artist is in real life a widow in Nigeria with millions of dollars to give away.

What time is my flight again???

 

[RationalLunacy]

What time is my flight again???

3:00 PM. The widow is waiting.

 

[Pushover]

Yes, this forum seems to have a wide variety of people.

There's a niche for everybody, you just have to find it.

 

[star-warrior]

Sometimes people disappear off the face of JUB and no one notices. Don't be surprised if no one's mentioned you or pm'd you. A day is a long time on JUB.

Unless you're a post whore and have made it into everyone's reading, no one is gonna notice you're away much.

 

[G-Lexington]

In no order...

* Relationships ebb and flow. You may think you've found your soulmate, and a month later, you don't remember their log-in name. Someone you hardly noticed becomes a friend, and a bitter enemy becomes a compadre. It happens.

* The amount you're "missed" when you take time off (or leave) is directly proportional NOT to your post count, NOT to your friend count, but to the depth of your relationships here on JUB.

* Asbestos outerwear is a must before venturing into Current Events/Politics.

* Like everywhere else, there are sacred cows here. Simply accept that.

* Yes, some of us do "congratulations" threads when JUBbers reach certain post counts. Yes, it's silly. No, not everyone gets one. No, not getting one doesn't mean you're unloved - it just means the people who like you think such posts are silly.

* Don't worry about Croynan - his head is extremely tough.

* Yes, there are straight women here. Yes, most of us are cool with it.

* You know in your profile where you can list your dick size? Some of us are lying. Yes, even here.

* Any thread in Music/Entertainment entitled "What do you think about (artist/song/movie/celebrity)?" really means "Post in this thread if you think (artists/song/movie/celebrity) is amazing."

* Read up on "comments" - what they are, how to leave one, how to read the ones left for you.

* Please don't start another thread asking if any JUBbers have myspace accounts. Go hunting in Hot Topics for one of the many old threads asking the same.

* If things get hot and heavy with another JUBber, head for the chat section.

* Yes, we've done threads concerning boxers or briefs.

* All advice given on JUB is worth precisely what you're paying for it. This applies most especially to a particular green gargoyle.

Lex

 

[RationalLunacy]

* Please don't start another thread asking if any JUBbers have myspace accounts. Go hunting in Hot Topics for one of the many old threads asking the same.

You cannot begin to imagine how incredibly tempted I am right now.....