What fruits to use as substitute for dildo?

[lefingum]

I just don't know where dildos are available in the country I live in, and I am still very young and live with my parents, so getting a dildo is out of question. So I am wondering, what fruits would you ppl recommend me to use on my anus, that will be capable of getting me a prostate orgasm? Cucumber? Brinjal? Banana? The big lemons maybe? I don't know. Also, even getting a condom is very hard, so if I have to try one without any wrapping, the fruit must be solid enough like lemon or cucumber.

So please tell me.

 

[the8thdocter]

ordering a dildo online is quite easy, at least in the UK it is, you can get them for under £20 and most websites will send them in blank packaging with no label of where it came from, but cuecumber is good if you can take it, carrots too, but use some kind of lube,

 

[OPHELIA_HARDIN]

Jackfruit.... ;-)

 

[racer2438]

Squash(zucchini).

Get a PO Box away from home..solves everything.....there are tons of web sites to order all your hearts desire..

 

[sxcmacca]

Ive used bananas and cucumbers but I'd start with small bananas If I were you. Enjoy

 

[Ginone]

First with bananas and carrots,
then large carrots and zucchini,
and at the end cucumbers and eggplant
Eggplants are super ...... smooth and a bit soft, but especially large

 

[pablo6989]

With all that natural dildos use condom - if fruit break, it will be still chance to get it from anus, otherwise it can stuck.
Banana is not good at all - too soft.
Better however use dildo bought in sex shop (via internet if prefer secrecy).

 

[emilan888]

I go abroad a lot, and one time, a coworker bought me a bag full of cucumbers (like 20 of them). Although I like cucumbers, I didn't think I would eat all of them. I was horny so I started using them as dildos. I think i had to peel them a bit first though, the skin was a bit spikey.