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What gay cliche(s) do you fit?

LonelyInVenice

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Let's face it, some of the stereotypes and cliches about gay people are, pretty much, on the mark. For instance, I drive a European station wagon with the rear glass covered with political opinion bumper stickers, and my cat sleeps with me. We all have one or two. . . what are yours?
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The only gay cliches I fit into all involve entertainment [music, tv & movies]. I love musicals. I don't think I've ever seen one that I didn't like. I love pop music. I worship Britney, Gaga, Cher, Liza, Whitney and Shania. And I watch Project Runway, ANTM and SYTYCD religiously.

Well and then I have a nasty habit of commenting on people's outfits... so there's that.
 
I have very health conscious diet, and I weigh myself every morning. Although I think EVERYONE should take better care of themselves regardless. That's about it.

I had let my cliche subscription lapse.
 
Yeshua said:
Mmmm... let's see.. I don't know every hanky colour or what they mean. I can't sing to any Scissors sisters song; I have no clue about major White Parties in the next 5 years; I don't know the precise location of every gay bar in every city in 3 continents; I don't know what Joemygod or Bilerico are; there's no yogurt OR Perrier in my fridge; and I only have one jockstrap... and it's white !oops!.
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I wasn't asking if you fit the stereotypes listed in the cartoon. . . I was asking what others apply to you. :)

Surely there's SOMEthing. :D
 
Yeshua said:
Mmmm... let's see.. I don't know every hanky colour or what they mean. I can't sing to any Scissors sisters song; I have no clue about major White Parties in the next 5 years; I don't know the precise location of every gay bar in every city in 3 continents; I don't know what Joemygod or Bilerico are; there's no yogurt OR Perrier in my fridge; and I only have one jockstrap... and it's white !oops!.
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I second this, only...I don't have any jockstraps.
 
I love pop music - especially cheesy and camp stuff lol.

I watch the typically gay TV shows - Desperate Housewives etc.

I like sparkly things.

If I go out, I only go to gay bars/clubs.

I'm always checking out guys in the street and on the bus etc.
 
ravenstar said:
Only cliche I fit is I'm an ass-fucking, knob-jockey.
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Well, that. And you also change your mind more frequently than a stereotypical woman. :)

And I'm glad you did! I thought "Crikey! I just come back after a year and a half and Ravenstar's leavin'!"

You knew me before as RandomAccess, BTW.
 
I have some leather clothing.

Other than that, I'm a "typical" gay who only owns one pair of jeans, mostly dresses in dumpy t-shirts, and hasn't been to a club in years.
 
Too many to count probably.

However, some people are still surprised when I come out to them. They must lack observational skills.
 
I'm so gay it hurts.

I had a Duran Duran poster in my college dorm room.
I lived for 80's alternative music.
I was never a huge Madonna fan, but I loved Material Girl. :)
Drive a VW (and used to have an Audi)
I'm very particular. About a lot of things.
I don't like to pick up dog poop.
Most sports bore me to tears.
I love the cock.
I love being around bears and cubs.
I get along with straight women better than most straight men.
I have an iPhone and iPad and Mac.

But I'm still woofy. ;)
 
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