What have you learnt today?

[belamyi]

How to look good in speedos.

You took notice of pat's old avatar or something?

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I have learnt over many years that the reality is that the mp3, mp4, etc archives are more flawless than the cough-filled concerts

Over many years? what a waste of life and awareness...

 

[Nishin]

Mozart concerts are always right there ready to be enojyed, in my mp3, mp4, flac archives

But wouldn't Belamo lay his paws on the "real" thing?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

You must have been in a state of rapture in that very unusual thread. But it lasted a whole week and didn't seem to resolve itself

you mean I am not Jesus?

maybe

 

[xbuzzerx]

Ads are back in Hot Topics. They were gone for a long time. (For me anyway?)

 

[pat grimshaw]

you mean I am not Jesus?

maybe

Well I admit I'm still learning to understand you, punky Jesus.

 

[belamyi]

But wouldn't belamo lay his paws on the "real" thing?

You mean this?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Well I admit I'm still learning to understand you, punky Jesus.

I ate jesus body at a mass a couple weeks back.

was I eating myself.

 

[Nishin]

You mean this?

Have you not heard? He raised from the grave...

 

[belamyi]

I ate jesus body at a mass a couple weeks back.

was I eating myself.

Depends: was the thing trademarked or was it just generic brand?

 

[pat grimshaw]

I ate jesus body at a mass ....

Oh no, you're not Catholic!

I recently discovered some certain JUBbers are Catholic, which goes some way to explain their tortured psychology.

 

[belamyi]

Have you not heard? He raised from the grave...

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Mozart had already started decomposing upon completing his Gran Trio

 

[belamyi]

Oh no, you're not Catholic!

I recently discovered some certain JUBbers are Catholic, which goes some way to explain their tortured psychology.

He is always boasting his (supposed) Italianhood for Fuck's sake... how silly can you get, pat man?
I am officially a Catholic because back in 1974 it was the thing to do to avoid being the outcast that I anyway came to be but, no matter how soaked you are by holy water or how much you repell it, the mere fact of those people hovering around and claiming they have rights upon your soul is enough to torture you... but, in fact, the whole Western world has been tortured and perverted and generally screwed by the Bible, no matter in the name of what church. And they still have the nerve to pity US for feeling and expressing that Truth...

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Depends: was the thing trademarked or was it just generic brand?

Probably made in China.

Oh no, you're not Catholic!

I recently discovered some certain JUBbers are Catholic, which goes some way to explain their tortured psychology.

far from it.

I just did it out of respect to my uncles family. and to see what the big deal was about . uncles funeral was on news year eve.

and my tortured psychology is well documented by the fine doctors at st mikes and it it nothing to do with religion.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

I learnt right now that life is here and then gone.

rip chris.

 

[belamyi]

Probably made in China.

I always knew you were a phony Italian: Italy, China... you are so Canadian

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I learnt right now that life is here and then gone.

rip chris.

You are born again every day or what?


A few hours ago (ok, ok, yesterday) I learned that I can still use my cranky hip and leg to run down the stairs (no big deal in that, actually) and then jump the height of the double step to access the train carriage just a second before it closes the doors and leaves on time with me inside it.

 

[Lefty]

And that Mr. Bessler is probably the most significant and

valuable piece of information to be inducted to this thread

in nigh onto a fortnight. Your Services are Appreciated.

 

[Lefty]

That some things is just plain fucking funny...to wit;




Hillbilly Striptease

Cletus was passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door,
he saw Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performed a slow pirouette, then gently slid off first the right strap
of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunched his shoulders forward and in a classic
striptease move, let his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he ripped it apart to reveal his ttattered, stained
T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tore the T-shirt from his body, and hurled his
baseball cap on a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushed in and asked,
"What in the world are ya doing, Billy Bob ?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,"
said an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

"Me and the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist
suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

(Now don't make me come 'splain this to y'all! Jest read the last line again, slowly...)

 

[youfiad]

That my grammar is terrible, according to one member in particular!

 

[youfiad]

I learned that I can't drink energy drinks when I have a stomach flu.

Stomach flu? What's that? I always thought the flu was a respiratory virus.

 

[xbuzzerx]

Stomach flu? What's that? I always thought the flu was a respiratory virus.

It's a common term for a number of stomach bugs, but you're right, they're not influenza.