carey579
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Why can't I have that privilege too?
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Why can't I have that privilege too?
zoltan is the perfect example of the prey of a politician or advertising ogre: you drop a nothing like it's nothing, and he will make a whole world of it... like some beast that starts toying with some little ball of crap![]()
...sourpuss ...
My goodness, belamo. Either you are a genuinely serious old sourpuss or I touched a nerve with my teasing. Why don't you just shrug it off as the sort of vulgar fun people like me find amusing?
belamo apologised for his current grumpiness yesterday here--
http://www.justusboys.com/forum/threads/425695-Attention-attention!
*infinitypoolfacepalm*http://www.cracked.com/article_2133...&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchangeI do gay and straight porn, which makes me a little bit of a unicorn (screwnicorn?). In my industry, I'm what they call a "crossover," which can be a bad thing. Since I'm a crossover, I'm on a "never work with that dude" list for many female porn models. It's all because the straight side and the gay side have different standards of STI testing. Models in straight porn often do not wear condoms, but the STI testing is rigorous and provides a safety net around our genitals. In gay porn, we always wear condoms for anal scenes. Any productions that film anal without condoms are in their own super extra separate world of gay porn with their own extremely rigorous STI testing methods (also very safe, but separate from the rest of the gay porn biz). So the straight side thinks the gay side is weird, and the gay side thinks the straight side is weird, and everybody thinks the vores are weird (because they're weird).
Face of Zoophilia
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Confession of male porn star:
http://www.cracked.com/article_2133...&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchange
Also, it's like Miss Manners always said: If you're shooting an anal scene, you've got to clean out your butt first. And buttholes can be, well ... buttholes. So after an hour of filming, you've digested your breakfast, and ... long story short, you've got to clean it out again. The best way to do that is with an enema. I was having a lot of anal one day thanks to two girls with strap-ons, and while I was in the bathroom cleaning out my butt, I saw James Franco next to me washing his hands. Apparently he was making some sort of art film in the same building. Someone walked by and said, "Hey, Mr. Franco!" I wanted to shake his hand, but ... butt.
I told the story to my friend, and he was like, "James Franco saw you naked?"
And I replied, "Well, I had a dog collar on."
