What If Gay Had A Language?

[Danugh]

It would be called gaylian (w&G).

While i was at my typewriter, continuing my manuscript, it occurred to me that, when my book is published all men, straight and gay, provided they completed K - 3 will be able to read my book. Even a straight can't read, he could have it read to him.

Now if a straight were to get his straight paws on my book he will become knowledgeable of gay artistry.

Although if he is straight why would he buy my book in the first place? curiosity? we know what they say about that...or in his case curiosity will get the straight man bedded by a hot gay with new found skills.

So then i thought how wonderful it would be if gay had a language of its own that only gay men spoke. Not sure were we would learn it, maybe it could be innate, every gay baby is born with gaylian speech embedded.

That way i could publish my book in gaylian, thus making the straights clueless to the coup de flowering.

 

[Chambers]

No offense but that is a stupid idea, does that mean every 'group' gets their own language. Ok, lets make emoian and gothian and neridan and lesbianian and preppian and punkian and then that will make things so much easier,(SARCASM)

 

[G-Lexington]

We don't have a language, but I think several of us have an accent.

Lex

 

[trawler69]

I've read some crap on here but this tops it all. Does anybody take newboy12 seriously? If they do I deserve to be banned. I mean I have tried to contribute seriously and to try to help people based on my experiences but if this is the sort of crap that is welcomed! well I say no more.

 

[trawler69]

Ok emotional hiccup but do any of you understand where I am coming from?

 

[treanir]

People were waaaaaay ahead of you. The Brits had something called Polari. Here's a word list.

 

[RationalLunacy]

I say we send Newboy12 to my house. I'll teach him Amish and tell him it's Gaylian.

 

[inlovewithanton]

Newboy12 is a joke.

 

[Christopher123]

Dude, you're obsessed with straight boys.

Sometimes I wonder about you. Are you like really a straight female or something?

 

[spreadeagle]

Yes - but I always wrote it 'parlare' - a lot of it having derived from mangled Italian, a fact put down to the suggestion that it was to Italy that Gay British ex-patriots fled after the Wilde fiasco. You may want to refer to a dictionary called 'The Queen's Vernacular'.

A few years back I was doing a course on Teaching English as a Second Language. During a break I was discussing accent and colloquialism with one of the other students (a Pole) and he said to me - "When I first came to New Zealand I had a strong accent but now I speak English like a Queen.'

 

[Danugh]

I believe that's actually called a lisp.

You know i have heard that before, but some people are born with a lisp, that cant be controlled, i mean you can train and lose the lisp, but why do people think/assume a man is gay is he has a lisp, i never understood that.

 

[luminum]

Ah, lay off, guys. It's a wimsical topic. "Dumber" stuff has been posted.

 

[Danugh]

Dude, you're obsessed with straight boys.

Sometimes I wonder about you. Are you like really a straight female or something?

Oh how i wish, you have noooo idea.

IF i was a girl I would literally be the BIGGEST SLUT this earth has ever seen. I would have 20 kids by 1000 men.

And i could be a groupie and have sex with all the sexy rappers and celebrity men.

Girls don't know how good they have it. Straight guys are just physically hotter.

If i had 3 wished one would be to make me a girl, but some genie's can be very tricky so i would have to be very specific about the girl i'd like to be or else he could make a lesbian :O oh the horror.

Although come to think of it, i wouldn't want to be a total girl 24/7 because being a guy has its gay perks too if you know what i mean.

I'd just want to be a girl so i could have sex with any hot straight guy i like, because conversion is so time intensive and even when you convert them, they seldom want a meaningful and lasting committed relationship.

If i was reborn i'd like to a girl though, i don't even have to be a supermodel pretty girl because guys don't really care as long as the girl is easy, and believe me, it would not get easier than me.

And i have seen some severely unattractive girls with the sexiest guys so, its in the eye of the beholder.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Peto is that you????????

 

[Christopher123]

Oh how i wish, you have noooo idea.

IF i was a girl I would literally be the BIGGEST SLUT this earth has ever seen. I would have 20 kids by 1000 men.

20 kids?

Yeah, I know, some straight boys are hot. But you need to get over them and find some GAY boys.

I suppose, however, that it's not the kill but the thrill of the chase. I used to know a gay guy that made it almost a 'hobby' of his to try and get straight men to have sex with him. And apparently succeeded a couple of times. He said he liked the challenge and the 'power' he felt of being able to bring a straight boy to his knees and get him to finally admit he wanted a cock in his mouth, lol.

 

[1st love ron]

Ok emotional hiccup but do any of you understand where I am coming from?

What I don't understand is that he's using a typewriter. Those things so last-century.

 

[theFallenGod]

You know I always referred to the gay language as GAYBONICS

Similar to english but with a twist to conform to the cutural leanings of the gay society