What if I bent over and farted at you and 5k flew out of my ass?

[USEDCAR]

What would you do with the money?

 

[unloadonme]

Disinfect it.

 

[TickTockMan]

I'd by an adult trike and pay off some debt.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I ain't no cheap bij, I'mma tell yo ass to bend the fukk over again and fart out another 5k. Cuz I'm a high price bij.

 

[Kahaih]

What would you do with the money?

Use the first 5k to stuff you full of baked beans, cheap beer and pickled eggs.

Count yourself lucky I don't play these hypotheticals.

 

[Vannie]

We would all be dead so it wouldn't matter.

 

[HoodedRat]

Notes or coins?

 

[MusicMan321]

Safe it for when I need it

 

[Peloso]

Is there poop in your wallet?

 

[me203]

I was wondering what one could eat that could cause one to fart $5 K. Then,I realized it would probably be lettuce.

 

[Vannie]

Notes or coins

Is there poop in your wallet?

Chocolate coins maybe.

 

[Taz]

Notes or coins?

I'll take a golden shower.

 

[PrinceCory]

What would you do with the money?

I would buy a replacement "picture window" plus windows on both sides that will open for my living room. If any money is left over I need a new front door. Thanks in advance!

 

[NotHardUp1]

I'd move some rocks.

 

[me203]

I'd move some rocks.

You'd move some rocks? Or did you mean you'd get your rocks off?

 

[rareboy]

If you farted out 5K each time, I would feed you baked beans every day.

 

[Kahaih]

I'd move some rocks.

I've heard about people who lived through the Great Depression still burying their money under rocks for decades after. I didn't think you were that old.

 

[HoodedRat]

 

[Vannie]

If you farted out 5K each time, I would feed you baked beans every day

I'll double your money if you make it stuffed cabbages.

 

[NotHardUp1]

You'd move some rocks? Or did you mean you'd get your rocks off?

Two sides of my in-ground pool are flanked by cobblestones. The field is about 6-8 ft. wide, and maybe a foot deep or more. It will be a pain to move it all.

I've heard about people who lived through the Great Depression still burying their money under rocks for decades after. I didn't think you were that old.

No, my last depression wasn't all that great.