What if you found this in your pants?

[pat grimshaw]

I would say Chinese don't speak English. Just like I don't speak Chinese.

 

[cron9por]

I'd probably have a slice of chocolate cake

 

[cron9por]

Well, you already have the banana, and nuts, go from there.

I'd have yet another reason to take off my pants in front of people.

p.s. I was a bit slow getting the first one!

 

[freefall]

I'd sue the company because there is in fact no green salad in the pocket

 

[rareboy]

I think it is a perfectly reasonable reminder to the person buying the garment that their current diet of diet sodas and junk food will result in the seams of the pants busting wide open as her ass spreads.

 

[FPNY]

i think the jeans company has a side biz making fortune cookies and somewhere along the line this fortune made it into the pants....

good thing it doesnt say tossed salad is a healthy snack...

 

[mbamike]

I would have a good chuckle and go on with life.

 

[HunterM]

I think it is a perfectly reasonable reminder to the person buying the garment that their current diet of diet sodas and junk food will result in the seams of the pants busting wide open as her ass spreads.

 

[Asenath]

I would totally be delighted with Engrish in my clothing labels.