This is done well enough I'm going to use it as the basis for my comments:
1. A true conservative believes in fiscal responsibility, i.e. you pay for what you buy. A true conservative would grow what they eat and appreciate that you only consume what you need, not what you desire.
A true conservative would not necessarily grow what he eats, but he'd prefer to buy it only from people he knows, who live on the land where the food is grown and care about it. A true conservative would not expect fresh oranges all year -- though maybe for a holiday.
2. A true conservative believes in constructive debt. They understand the necessity of investment to yield future reward.
Stress the word investment here. But a true conservative also recognizes that there are emergencies which require debt to pay for.
2. A true conservative doesn't want government in the bedrooms of the nation and isn't interested in dictating what his neighbours do.
A true conservative doesn't want government in the bathroom, kitchen, pantry, or garage, either. And a true conservative knows that peering over a fence to see what's going on is a violation of proivacy, regardless of what the Supreme Court says.
3. A true conservative believes in compassion and that every man has a responsibility to help those in need.
A true conservative recognizes that in some situations, helping those in need requires being armed so that the evildoer can be stopped -- and that shooting to stop the evildoer is compassion for the only one in the situatiion deserving any.
3. A true conservative recognizes that no man is an island and that government is not a necessary evil but the necessary basis for civil society. A true conservative, however believes that the best government occurs at the community level, where the citizens have a direct and daily responsibility to one another.
True conservatives recognize that government
is a necessary evil -- but that so long as government recognizes that it is the servant and property of the people, the evil is negligible. A true conservative recognizes that the government has no authority to do anything at all which does not derive from a right belonging to each and every individual.
5. A true conservative is the ultimate environmentalist. They understand the need to conserve resources, to replenish what they take and to not be wasteful. They throw nothing out; even when it is completely worn out, they understand that the remnants may still be put to other use. They also understand that humans do great damage to the natural environment and try to limit the impact they have on habitat.

Which is why a true conservative would be clamoring for those with resources to get "anything to oil" plants springing up all over the country -- because then, even the trash we can't figure out what to do with becomes a resource, not waste material.
Bonus point.
6. A true conservative may be a person of deep faith or an atheist. They do not desire to create 'windows into men's souls'.
Quite. To steal a phrase stolen by C. S. Lewis from a friend, the conservative man of faith "quietly persuades"; he does not engage in a constant stream of verbiage. And to lift from both Lewis and Luther, a true conservative would rather have a good, sensible, competent man in authority even if that man is of an 'opposing' faith, than one of his own who was merely satisfactory.
Our neighbour and one of our best friends is a true conservative.
I can't think of two others who are still alive, but I know they are out there. The endless quacking by the hyper-partisan republican christian right wing is the antithesis of conservatism.
I know a couple, in out of the way places. One of my favorites is a couple with a house that overlooks the beach. As true conservatives, they believe others should be left alone so long as they don't bother anyone else -- so if there's a bonfire on the beach, people dancing all naked, people naked in the surf and dunes, people of all ages drinking, sex going on in the grass, they don't call the cops unless there's excessive noise or evident violence.
And they chew out their neighbors who do.
And that brings an item I'm adding to rare's list:
A true conservative believe others are free to do as they please so long as no one else is harmed.
And another:
A true conservative believes that it's better for a hundred guilty to walk free than one innocent man be punished.