What is it about facebook that makes everyone think they're Budha?

[Purplebic]

I got more

- "Join this group to "... (see pointless shit)
- "1'000'000 against the new facebook layout"
- People who give you just a piece of a story in their status, then people are like "what happenned?!" and the poster has an erection from all the attention but doesn't finish the story because he knows that the mystery is more interesting than the truth
- People who post lyrics without posting the little music note characters around it
- people who put themselves as "married" when theyre not.

 

[Cubbyguy28]

- People who give you just a piece of a story in their status, then people are like "what happenned?!" and the poster has an erection from all the attention but doesn't finish the story because he knows that the mystery is more interesting than the truth

It drives me crazy when people do this. "Worst Day Ever...", "Blood trickling from my wrists..." etc.

- People who post lyrics without posting the little music note characters around it

There are music notes!?

 

[Purplebic]

It drives me crazy when people do this. "Worst Day Ever...", "Blood trickling from my wrists..." etc.



There are music notes!?

yeah but dont ask me how its done all i know is the hearts <3

and yeah, when people post incomplete shit, i usually give very facetious comment
this one guy was in and out of a relationship in one weekend, to which i posted "well you got a good 24 hours out of it"....shouldve seen the shitstorm after that lol.

 

[Ephemeral]

Had to bump this thread:


I love how some of the biggest devils I knew are all of a sudden God warriors now that they are on facebook.

Anyone else experienced this?

I have so many people turning Facebook into Sunday worship on there statuses.

 

[LilBit]

Had to bump this thread:


I love how some of the biggest devils I knew are all of a sudden God warriors now that they are on facebook.

Anyone else experienced this?

If I weren't so lazy I'd find the Biblical passage that condemns people for being showy about their faith, and I'd post it on the walls of every Bible-thumper on my friends list.

 

[bankside]

Had to bump this thread:


I love how some of the biggest devils I knew are all of a sudden God warriors now that they are on facebook.

Anyone else experienced this?

I have so many people turning Facebook into Sunday worship on there statuses.

If I weren't so lazy I'd find the Biblical passage that condemns people for being showy about their faith, and I'd post it on the walls of every Bible-thumper on my friends list.

I had one friend request from an old highschool friend? No, more like distant acquaintance. Actually, more like a stranger who was picked on, who I didn't pick on. Anyway, she's turned into a person who can't open a can of soup without "praying on it" and I am known for not really living my life that way, but I don't begrudge her the 15 or 20 years since we last ever saw each other to have developed her own views on things so no big deal. I didn't go on facebook for debates, it was really just to catch up.

So what happened? After a month or two she kicked me off her friends list. The only one to have ever done that I might add. Wow. Apparently she is not so hospitable toward the heathens as we are toward her.

 

[hotb0d]

facebook is the place that I feel the least buddhahood. I turn into a rude bitch on there just for laugh and giggle.

 

[Swellegant]

I don't have very many young people on my friends list, so I don't get a lot of that sort of thing. I do get a huge kick out of the few like that I do get... my sixteen-year-old cousin has posted some doozies about what she thinks relationships are supposed to be like.

I think it's a mistake to take anything written on FaceBook seriously or to allow oneself to become annoyed by anything one encounters on it. Farms and islands and cafes, yes I find them tedious, tried the apps and found them immense timewasters without any real rewards... I stopped posting the minutiae of the apps I do play (YoVille and PetVille, and then only sporadically) as I didn't want to add to the din.

But FaceBook is supposed to be light, fluffy, pointless, and a big waste of time. That's its purpose. Taking it seriously will just give you indigestion.

But speaking of Buddha, I have a Buddhist monk among my FaceBook friends (used to be a real-life friend before I stopped having a real life) and some of the shit he posts would curl your hair. Of course, he's also a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence, so that might explain some of it. But yeah, dude is bitter... a bitter Buddhist... it cracks me up.