What is under the kilt?

[LoveIsNow]

Nothing. That act of true manliness counteracts the fact that it's a skirt and makes it manly.

 

[GM1985]

Whatever you call it, we all know a kilt is really just a tartan skirt worn with a big furry handbag.

Aye, I'd love to see you say that in a crowded pub around here. If it's a national holidau of some kind, you'd likely end up beaten to a pulp by mental cases in 'tartan skirts and a furry handbag'

@EwanSF, the only time I really hear of people I know wearing kilts is for a wedding, or Scotland rugby or footie match. Apparantly though between the kilt and the socks, you are pretty insulated ^^ If not, that might explain why every one I've ever seen looks quite 'small' under there XD

 

[Nomenclature]

You aren't supposed to wear anything under a kilt. I've actually heard that they're laughed at if they do.

 

[argomac]

I love wearing my kilt. ANd the only thing I wear underneath is a cockring.

 

[castoono]

warning: don't look under a kilt, or you'll find something like this

 

[SuperNatural]

nothing...

 

[Puckzilla]

Epic, perfect down to the expression on his face.

 

[HoodedRat]

Aye, I'd love to see you say that in a crowded pub around here. If it's a national holidau of some kind, you'd likely end up beaten to a pulp by mental cases in 'tartan skirts and a furry handbag'

Hey, I'm not knocking them .. I've worn plenty of tartan skirts in my time, complete with furry handbags (or 'kilts' and 'sporrans', if you prefer) ... and I don't even suffer the misfortune of being Scottish.

 

[HoodedRat]

Why do they call it a "kilt"?
Because we kilt everyone who called it a skirt.

Any excuse to wear a frock.

But you do look fabulous!

 

[star-warrior]

 

[GM1985]

Hey, I'm not knocking them .. I've worn plenty of tartan skirts in my time, complete with furry handbags (or 'kilts' and 'sporrans', if you prefer) ... and I don't even suffer the misfortune of being Scottish.

Pffft, misfortune, you'd be so lucky to be Scottish.

 

[EwanSF]

Correction.

Pffft, misfortune, you'd be so lucky to live past fifty if you happened to be Scottish.

Sorry dude, it was wide open.

 

[pat grimshaw]

…But you do look fabulous!

They are quite flattering. I always get compliments when I wear mine.

They drape well and they swing.

 

[GM1985]

Correction.



Sorry dude, it was wide open.

Well, let's just say I WISH that were true. Might get rid of the old arrogant B****rds

Anyway, aren't you supposed to be defending your country against people who slag it off?