What Kind Of DRUNK are you ?

[HoodedRat]

Apparently - according to my friends - I'm an ultra-friendly, happy, garrulous, silly, flirty, sociable, drunk.

But, according to me, I reckon I behave like a total twat.

 

[HunterM]

I'm a happy, friendly, cheerful...and gropy drunk. Some women at clubs have given me a nickname: "asshole."

 

[HoodedRat]

^
Women (appear to) love me when I'm drunk ... maybe I should get married? ... again.

 

[Vitamin]

Really, really fuckiin drunk.

 

[njcollegekid]

im a bit of an asshole/dbag when sober, and get nicer the drunker i am.

 

[bankside]

If you define "drunk" as being "unable to legally drive" then it almost never happens.

But ordinarily, after a couple of drinks, I am basically exactly the same, except with slightly pinker cheeks.

 

[vater292]

I am happy and pretty stupid drunk.

 

[AstareGod]

I get VERY loud and I laugh at just about everything.

 

[RaKroma]

I don't drink to the point of getting drunk, but when I'm tipsy, I'm a mellow, chatty, type occasionally loud and may say stupid or other things that I would be reserve about on sober mind. I do have couple of friends who are uncontrollable, violent, argumentative types who will start something all the time.

 

[72-Jay]

I might occasionally have a beer or 2 or a glass of wine, but I don't get drunk...
Last time I tried (that was years ago) it just made me feel sick & all I wanted to do is go to bed

 

[LilBit]

I laugh my ass off and make out with people.

You should drink with Li'l Bit! When Li'l Bit gets drunk, he likes to ask people to make out with him. :~D

 

[joer]

Gabby, silly, more out going than normal. My inside voice seems to run amuck and things may come out that would not usually.

 

[racer2438]

we are both happy and very talkative drinkers......

 

[BreakTheIce]

Flirty and/or Silly & out going and bringing up random topics of conversation (like how dinosaurs went extinct) drunk.

 

[nycguydowntown]

I'm the life of the party---sober and drunk.

 

[HunterM]

I'm the life of the party---sober and drunk.

With or without clothes on?

 

[dereperez]

I don't drink to the point of getting drunk, but when I'm tipsy, I'm a mellow, chatty, type occasionally loud and may say stupid or other things that I would be reserve about on sober mind. I do have couple of friends who are uncontrollable, violent, argumentative types who will start something all the time.

Good point. I hardly ever get stupid drunk...just tipsy and I'm all good. Much more fun that way (including the morning after).

 

[IAMTHATIAM]

Stupid drunk. What more need be said. Alcohol makes me even more dumb than I am, and I bearly AM.

Stupid-juice is what I call it. It sure as FUCK doesn't make you brighter.

Less than I SHOULD BE.

Less than I COULD BE.

Less than I AM...


yeah, just plain stupid.


Stupid for me is more than a good day for many people, but still, STUPID.

More to the point WHY do we drink? We long an escape, an OUT.

We long to forget our small lives and exist in imagination/(delusional Athletism).


We long for a BETTER life in the small ways we know.


We rarely strive to simply be BETTER human beings.

No, not that. Not reality.

Reality is not a show, it's a word, a scarcely understood word.

Reality, it hurts.
Reality, it is hard.
Reality. it is cruel at times.
Reality, offers no promises.
Reality, if gives no comfort.
Reality, IS WHAT IT IS, AND YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE.

Get the picture?

No?

This small loved world can exist without you, BUT with you
struggling/fumbling/TRYING it is so much BETTER.


Do you understand BETTER?


BETTER FOR ALL LIFE?!

Take your time...

 

[justanothershyguy]

^

ty for the gif HunterM

 

[dereperez]

Stupid drunk. What more need be said. Alcohol makes me even more dumb than I am, and I bearly AM.

Stupid-juice is what I call it. It sure as FUCK doesn't make you brighter.

Less than I SHOULD BE.

Less than I COULD BE.

Less than I AM...


yeah, just plain stupid.


Stupid for me is more than a good day for many people, but still, STUPID.

More to the point WHY do we drink? We long an escape, an OUT.

We long to forget our small lives and exist in imagination/(delusional Athletism).


We long for a BETTER life in the small ways we know.


We rarely strive to simply be BETTER human beings.

No, not that. Not reality.

Reality is not a show, it's a word, a scarcely understood word.

Reality, it hurts.
Reality, it is hard.
Reality. it is cruel at times.
Reality, offers no promises.
Reality, if gives no comfort.
Reality, IS WHAT IT IS, AND YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE.

Get the picture?

No?

This small loved world can exist without you, BUT with you
struggling/fumbling/TRYING it is so much BETTER.


Do you understand BETTER?


BETTER FOR ALL LIFE?!

Take your time...

Hi. So what is your relation to sloppyseconds?