What not to say to someone after having sex...

[Simon25]

Thank you is a great thing to say after sex, did it w my bf all the time. After someone compliments you, you say ty, after u recieve a present you say ty, there are so many reason to say ty after sex that its truly a compliment when somebody does.

 

[saymyname]

"That was a mistake. That doesn't change anything between us."

Never sleep with your ex.

 

[Lefty]

The two that used to piss me off the most were........

Are you done yet?

and the real euphoria balloon popper

NEXT

 

[Adrock-JD]

"I never do this on the first date."

Even if it's true no one would believe it.


"What's that smell?"

Another bad topic in general.

 

[WillMc88]

Things I've heard afterward include:

1. Thanks for the nut.

2. It was fun.

3. Was that a one-time thing?

4. Are you ok with what happened?

That's just off the top of my head. There's also been silence and laughter.

 

[saymyname]

The two that used to piss me off the most were........

Are you done yet?

and the real euphoria balloon popper

NEXT

Oh man, a guy said "are you almost done" to me once. Not cool.

What's wrong with saying "that was fun" after? Sex should be fun...

 

[Kester]

How much do I owe you?

 

[hotdog1846]

Well, the "pillow talk" at hotdog's house always starts with:

"So, what's your name?"

 

[ghettoSupastahh]

"So, Whats Your name anyways?" thats happened to me b4

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

no got phd or degree ans ya car sucks

 

[tidimus]

I say thanks or thank you often with bf. If I had a good time and he bottomed or sucked me off why not? I don't see a problem with that one

"was this a one time thing" ..../shudder. This was something that should have been established before hand.

 

[Lube]

"Thank you" implies someone is doing someone else a favor. Is that what sex is? Sounds horrible to me.

"That was awesome" or "you're amazing!" or "wow, when can we do that again?!" or even just silent gasps of exhaustion sound a lot better.

 

[Lefty]

Happy Trails to you....now bugger off.

 

[Fucker29]

"Thank you" implies someone is doing someone else a favor. Is that what sex is? Sounds horrible to me.

"That was awesome" or "you're amazing!" or "wow, when can we do that again?!" or even just silent gasps of exhaustion sound a lot better.

Exactly! It's so distasteful and kinda disrespectful. The guy made me feel like a fucking prostitute when he said that. We had a great time in bed, that's for sure, but he kinda ruined everything when he said "Thank you". What a disgusting thing to say. I don't think he meant any harm by saying that but he fucked up regardless.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

"Be a dear and drop a couple bags of rubbish off in the bin on your way out?"

 

[USEDCAR]

Did i told you about my std's?

 

[Beachguyj]

The worst thing would be to applaud.

Then when the guy says thank you, tell him that you have the clap.

 

[mark1111]

I got a thank you once, but then, he didn't speak much english.

 

[asadoyayunta]

Please do not do what they do in porn, and high five.

Creepy.

Right. I prefer to shake hands.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Bumping fists and low fives are still alright though, right?