What Porn staples just don't do anything for you?

[whatdidyousay]

You know what I'm talking about. Those typical porn scenes that are almost always there but just don't seem to do anything for you.

Facials. I'm so over facials. I don't think they're sexy at all anymore and come off pretty degrading to women. I like to see a guy just unload inside a girl, or if he's gonna pull out come all over her belly or her back. Porn isn't reality I know, but it's just so damn dumb that almost all modern porn ends with a guy pulling out a girl's ass or pussy and dumping all over her face. Cum shots are so fucking OVERRATED.

Blow Jobs. Does nothing for me. Hot as hell in real life, but dull as hell onscreen. Doesn't matter if it's a guy or a girl giving them, just falls so damn flat for me.

Women not cumming. Like seriously. WTF? Why is so much porn so damn male-cum centric? A woman getting off, or at least convincingly pretending to get off in a porn, is just hotter than a man busting nut. And how come there isn't more porn with the people getting off TOGETHER?

Gay porn masked as Bi porn. When I wanna watch gay porn I watch gay porn. Where has all the real Bi porn gone?

I got more but I don't wanna take up all the choices lol!

 

[Atzesp]

Moaning. Don't ask me why, but I've always thought that all that moaning and groaning are excessively fake! Even because, on some movies, the girl/guy start moaning the minute they look at the top guy! Sometimes, it even seems that the actors are more worried about moaning than acting like they are feeling pleasure. And, even if it's a porno movie, for me to get horny I must think that the scene is real.

 

[justmen]

Shaved Balls If we were supposed to have a smooth sack we wouldn't grow hair there. Nothing better than a hairy sack around two big balls banging away!

Shaved Pubes goes with the balls. Makes a man a man having a bush around his cock. Okay if might make your dick look smaller but you can't hide the truth.

 

[braex27]

Ron Jeremy. Is he considered a staple of porn?!

 

[Ninja108]

Moaning - It's so over the top and fake in so many scenes that it kills the mood.

Music - Sorry,cheesy music DOES not make an unerotic scene any better.

 

[Curiosity69]

No storyline - happens in some Bel Ami movies, the ones with storyline are so hot, then if there's no storyline it's just boring.

Starting out naked - well, it's still hot, but it's boring.

Facials, cum swapping - just kinda gross, because I'm not a huge fan of cum.

Spreading ass/pussy too wide, looks gross, unecessary and probably hurts.

 

[Atzesp]

Ron Jeremy. Is he considered a staple of porn?!

I must confess, I was very curious about him in my teen years, when I heard about "the man who sucks himself". When I saw who he was, I asked myself "is THIS MAN what the fuss is all about?".

But that's not only us, I guess... It's said that a joke used to run within the porn industry, saying that "the kinkier acts some actresses would not perform were bestiality, sado-masochism and sex with Ron Jeremy".

 

[easyroad]

A lot of them. In fact, I'm getting burned out on porn in general. It started to get bad when blowjobs began to bore me. Even anal sex when it's mechanical and there's no physical contact other than A into B - which is now most of the time. I find myself skipping huge portions of scenes and watching only 3 minutes out of 20.

Sad. But you know what? I've been watching porn for years - in the end it's actually a good thing to know when to stop. Time to bail out.

 

[KevLINY]

Three big ones:

Close up penetration shots--I don't want to see a dick enter a hole from 6 inches away. I like faces and dicks and asses, not 1 inch of a penis stretching a hole.

Guys getting fucked who don't have hard ons--if I'm watching someone get fucked they better damn well look like they're enjoying it. I guess I'm not a sociopath.

Barebacking--it's kind of hot in abstract, but really folks, I don't want to think about HIV risks for others when I'm spanking it.

 

[curiousbob]

1. spitting, it's not sexy spitting into someone else's mouth is just fucking vile : 2. cum swapping, no just no. don't make me vomit while im wanking! 3. arse to mouth, that's not good unless you fancy a stay in hospital with e.coli poisoning 4. any porn that advertises barely legal actors. what the fuck! you want to see child abuse but watch that as a substitute??? 5. gay/lesbian suck fuck cum porn, i'd rather watch paint dry. 6. shemale porn when the shemale still looks more like a geezer than the bloke it's filming with 7. never being asked to take part in a porno flick 8. buying a porno dvd that's labelled hard core but it's so shit your 90 year old grandma wouldn't find it offensive 9. silicone tits, the whole point of porn is the difference in the actors/actresses body's silicone tits are shite! there all the same. 10. scat. enough said!!!!! sorry about the rant just couldn't stop better not start on politics or religion i'll be here for months

 

[landers]

Music and dubbed porn. It happens a lot with non-english european porn and it sucks. It's so fake.

 

[Monkeydonkey]

Shaved Balls If we were supposed to have a smooth sack we wouldn't grow hair there. Nothing better than a hairy sack around two big balls banging away!

Shaved Pubes goes with the balls. Makes a man a man having a bush around his cock. Okay if might make your dick look smaller but you can't hide the truth.

My thoughts exactly! Maybe a little trim, but a full shave makes you look like a child, and who would want that!

 

[yummylongsword]

1. spitting, it's not sexy spitting into someone else's mouth is just fucking vile : 2. cum swapping, no just no. don't make me vomit while im wanking! 3. arse to mouth, that's not good unless you fancy a stay in hospital with e.coli poisoning 4. any porn that advertises barely legal actors. what the fuck! you want to see child abuse but watch that as a substitute??? 5. gay/lesbian suck fuck cum porn, i'd rather watch paint dry. 6. shemale porn when the shemale still looks more like a geezer than the bloke it's filming with 7. never being asked to take part in a porno flick 8. buying a porno dvd that's labelled hard core but it's so shit your 90 year old grandma wouldn't find it offensive 9. silicone tits, the whole point of porn is the difference in the actors/actresses body's silicone tits are shite! there all the same. 10. scat. enough said!!!!! sorry about the rant just couldn't stop better not start on politics or religion i'll be here for months

That's a really odd mix of really modest preferences and a desire for super-hard core stuff.

cum swapping, no just no. don't make me vomit while im wanking... any porn that advertises barely legal actors. what the fuck! you want to see child abuse but watch that as a substitute???

But then there's...

buying a porno dvd that's labelled hard core but it's so shit your 90 year old grandma wouldn't find it offensive

You crazy man!

 

[curiousbob]

geeez how did you guess i is totally off me pips! but i know what i likes in me porno and that's humour, cheesy acting and blokes, birds, donkeys etc. enjoying a damm good fuck

 

[HoodedRat]

Solo wank vids are almost always absolute bore-fests. *yawn*

 

[palemale]

Economic Exploitation Porn sites like Broke Straight Boys, Thug Hunter, Gemini Man, where the fantasy is guys are only having the sex because they need the money so bad. I'm not sure why sexually exploiting poor people is such a turn on.

Obviously, most porn performers don't do porn for the fun of it, they need the money. In fact, many probably desperately need the money. That's capitalism, after all, exploitation of workers. Some performers are pretty damn good at conveying the idea that they're having a great time, though, so that's what I find attractive in porn.

 

[curiousbob]

dubbed sound track funny but also annoying. cutting the same scene into a film more than once to make the actor look like he can go a lot longer without blowing his load its boring

 

[Ironman092164]

1) Stupid backgroud music. I'd rather hear hot conversation and sounds of pleasure.

2) Women wearing spike heeled shoes throughout the whole sex scene.

3) No insertion shot shown. Cut to a new scene, and suddenly the cock is inside the receiving partner. The insertion of a cock into a pussy or ass is one of the hottest parts of a vid! Why skip it?

 

[bike10]

Canned music in background. I want hear those guys as they suck, fuck, rim, fuck and hear them cum. Want no pussy in any gay porn.

 

[smoothoralbottom]

2) Women wearing spike heeled shoes throughout the whole sex scene.

Weird. I have a total hi heel fetish and I hate when the girl shows up all whored out and them ends up removing her heels.

I guess I don't know what to think. I absolutely love cum facials, swallowing, throat fucking, etc. I do hate lame ass porn music though.